I had some problems breathin' outa one of my nostrils tonight...a huge boogie was cloggin' up my airway...

So I grab some kleenex and blow...

I can tell the thing has flown out...I could feel the chunky thing leave my nose and I could breathe significantly better...

So I look at the kleenex (don't laugh, I know you look also) and no booger...I start lookin' and feelin all over my shirt, hands, arms, face for this giant boog......can't be found.


I still don't know where that rascal went...


I feel like Ben Stiller with his "hair gel".

:eek: :yikes:

<Clayman looks at Squat's avatar> :sick:

Didja check under those boobs?

And are you SURE you've never been to Eck's Saloon?

See - that's why I don't mess with blowing. It just don't get the job done. Now, fingerz... B)

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Looks like Redguard had a visit....

I know I shouldn't post this line in a thread about boogers:

Man! Now I'm getting hungry!

:rolf: I'm just picturing you frantically looking everywhere for this little booger (or "boogie" as my daughter says)....floor, computer screen, pockets... :haha:

That is so scary! Where could it have gone?! AND I feel bad for whoever finds it. *shudder*

Squat lost a booger! Squat lost a booger! :cheeky:

I've heard of hamburgers like that but have never seen one1 WOW! that is amazing. You could slice it like a pizza and feed everyone and have leftovers for the dog!

Nah - that's only enough for one. A few years back, I could eat that whole burger. Or is it booger?

Did he get that from Booger King? :rolf:

Ya know, String, when I first saw your post here, I was gonna put on my mod hat and remind you not to post in the Fellas forum.

Then I noticed we weren't in the Fellas forum.

Yay, Squat! Way to bring it out in the open! But does this mean we're gonna see more threads about cleavage in this area?

:| That's what I really do call that place! I hate it! :puke:

Good one, tho! :haha: