Got these in my email today.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to
me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to
make love to you really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you? She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive
man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy
came to them and said that because they had been so good that
each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her
hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh... immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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AND THE BEST ONE YET...
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton

:rolf: They were all great but THIS one is my favorite!! :thumbsup:

Yeah, mine too!

How about a husband that can stand by the ironing board and fart?

:haha: ahhh...the man of my dreams!!

Sorry, baby! I'm spoken for!

:rolf:

:lol:

Not coool =( ..... but funny

Yer just jealous 'cuz I thought if it first! =þ