A young woman named Mandy moved from the United States to South Korea and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up to Mandy.
Farmer: Sorry American lady, but me have some bad news... The donkey dead.
Mandy: Whaaat? Well then, just give me back my money!
Farmer: Can't do that. Me spend money already.
Mandy: OK, then. Just leave the donkey with me.
Farmer: What you going to do with him?
Mandy: I'm gonna raffle the donkey!
Farmer: You can't raffle off a dead donkey!
Mandy: Yeah man, watch me. I just won't tell anyone that he's dead! :thumbsup:
A month later the farmer bumped into Mandy on the street.
Farmer: Hello, American lady! Where's your dead donkey?!?
Mandy: I raffled him off, maaann!! I sold 500 tickets for $2 a piece and I made a profit of $998!
Farmer: Didn't anyone cuss you out?
Mandy: Only the man that won the donkey. I gave the sucka back his $2! :booyah:
Mandy is one shady character...
I'm putting raffle tickets for a donkey on ebay tommorow though
Here you wouldn't have to raffle off a dead donkey. Just sell it to someone who makes traditional medicine :P Strange but true...