Lena and her husband go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer.

After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. Lena's husband turns to her and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer!!"

"No way," says Lena. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food!"

"I promise I won't," says Lena's husband. "Just hurry!"

Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of Lena.

Exasperated and starving, Lena's husband digs into the sandwiches.

Suddenly, Lena pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not going anymore!!!!"

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:haha:

AS IF a bottle opener is necessary for beer...

very

Red...you've got too much time on your hands! :P No way in heck I'd even GO for a stinkin' bottle opener. Let 'im suffer instead! :D

Oh yeah, I don't drink beer. :puke: