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4jacks (and others)...

Please list your biggest Gymtard distractions...

I don't want you to pile-drive me if we ever lift in the same building...some warning to avoid your wrath would be nice.

Ohhhhh... i'm gonna have to put in some thought, and some time on Microsoft Paint into this one... but the all time number one... I'm going to pile drive someone thing is


NAKED GUYS IN THE LOCKER ROOM!!!!!

IT'S CALLED A TOWEL IT COST $5 AT WAL MART... FRIGGIN INVEST IN ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111ONEONEONEONE

c'mon bro...don't be shamed of wee-willy....



You should proudly display your goods at all times...


Although, in your case, I might see why...


Have male gymtards really told you that you were in the wrong locker room?


That's too funny.....

1) can't stand when I gotta clear off someone else's weights...

2) can't stand geigh chick music while lifting...

3) scantly dressed women should NOT be allowed...

4) conversations longer than 2 minutes MUST be taken outside...


Shall I continue?

Bro - the scantly dressed women have GOT to go. I hate that. Then - the tards stand around gawkin' and never lift. Ugh.

As for the music - nuthin' takes the desire lift outa ya like sissy music. That's why I ALWAYS have my iPod w/ me.

yeah... All these testostorone injecting perverts are getting on my nerves, they run around the gym like a pack of school gurls, whispering..... "Where'd she go, yeah that one there..." .. "oh yeah, that ones hot"

Blah blah blah I hate those fags that spend 3 hours in the gym every day, yet they can't even get a g/f...


This happened yesterday w/ three big dudes... I just looked at my wife and said really loud "Pathetic" ... she laughed.


I don't think the women at my gym or too too bad... alot of tights and stuff.... but by far, my wife is the hottest... I just got her one of those underarmor brand tank tops... and dang!! I can't concentrate on my workout... But I like to go with her, so she doesn't have to worry about the tards running around checking out the gurls.

But isn't that what the gym is all about? I mean alot of folks have their complaints and yours doesn't sound too much different. (I'm referring to "other folks" as in real life folks around me.) Personally, I think you just like to brag about how hot your wife really is. :eyebrows: And the "tards" are just something for you to focus your frustration on so you have the strength and energy to do your workout! Am I right? Huh? Huh? Am I? :eyebrows:

I don't really know, cuase I have no clue what you just said :|

Basically...and I'll put this simple...you kinda like the "tards" because they give you the energy to do your workout.

:D ok... thanks for making that simple



NO.. I don't like the Tards :nono: no energy :nono: no nothing... just a lot of :urgh: when they are running round nekid in the locker room

well and sometimes a lot of :rolf:

and a lot of :screwy:

Jacks....best start injecting some of that TEST on yourself...


One of those muscleheads are likely to grab you by the neck and hang you on the coat-rack then start shaking their eyebrows at hottie Heather.

Doesn't that worry you?




R U ready to but some GutterRat like defense down for wifey?

completely ready... I ain't skeered of no roid freaks...


Nah in all honestly, If its a situation where one of the roid tards gets mad at me for making fun of them, I'm confident I can joke my way out of the situation, been doing that my whole life.


If it comes down to my wife though, Yeah, i'd throw down. I've taken a few beatings, I can't think of a better reason to take another one.