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You don't know SQUAT.


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Ask away.

I've been meaning to ask this for a long time. Why is your screenname squatpuke?

Lena beat me to it!! lol

What's the one thing that annoys you or angers you the most?

Hey, Squat!

:lena:

'67 Vette or '05 Silverado?
Steak or hamburger?
Chocolate or vanilla?
Rock or country (or classical or....)?

What's your favorite drink?

Put 275lbs on your traps and squat to the floor 20 times....

Keep me posted on your results...


: )

Gosh...there is A LOT of stuff that gets me...

Anger is one of my thorns.
I guess these....

Physical abuse/bullying...especially against women and children.

Abortion

Overt sexual promiscuity, homosexuality, prostitution


Annoyances? Too many to list...

12 Buns/8 Hot Dogs...
Cost of Gas
Loud Bass music from the low-riders
Terrel Owens
Watching 4jacks in the gym

hmmm...both are very cool...Probably the truck since it's a little less flashy. 4x4 right?

Steak...but I'll never refuse a burger.

Usually Chocolate....

Rock ! ! some country, some classical.

Alchoholic? Don't do it..never have, probably never will...
(not a moral conviction, just never really GOT into it...wifey is same way)

Sipped beer a few times...NASTY.

Margarita....same thing...

I think one time I chugged a friend's Rum and Coke (it was in a plastic cup) thinking it was Cherry Coke...tasted like....Cherry Coke.



My current favorite drink....as served in GR's "Step up to the Bar" CF thread...


A glass of OJ with Vanilla Whey Protein....tastes like an Orange Julius...if I took the time to ice and blend it would probably be to DIE FOR.

What, are you nuts? Nevermind, don't answer that. Geesh! No wonder you look like you do! :lol:

Yup - that'll do it! :thumbsup:

The guy on the rack next you never enjoys it....but.....wutcha gunna do?

Whateva.... i'm going to go finish up my curls on the squat rack, then get in my car and crank my woofers

Well, I think squat woofs his crackers...




Get it?

Okay Questions for the Squater......

Least favorite crayon color....

Most hoped for crayon color...

What are the three closest books to you right now?

If Jesse Jackson and the Pope got in a fight who would win and why?

Is Elvis really dead??

What about Hoffa, JFK, Hendrix, Pat Morita????

What the heck is boxing day???

Why is the sky blue??
Why is Water Wet??

Why are the majority of America's funniest home videos dealing with groin injuris and why do we laugh so hard at them when we know that it HAS GOTTA hurt?

see quoted.

Hey man you've seen my questions on CF... I figured I had to kick it up a notch....

Who inspires you?

What is your favorite body part?

Where do you see yourself 5 yrs from now?

How will you be different in a year from now (older does not count)?

How do you feel about your life right now?

What is your favorite food?

Where do you most want to go to in this world?

Who are your favorite actor and actress?

Do you remember your first kiss?

Do you have any fears and what are your plans to overcome them?

Who inspires you?
Wifey is solid....I also admire a younger, but wiser Christian friend of mine who has WAY LESS good earthly stuff than me...but is SOLD OUT despite the knocks that life seems to deal him.

What is your favorite body part?
I'm a boob man

Where do you see yourself 5 yrs from now?
Hopefully in a bigger house and a better car...my toyota has 202k on it and we (the 5 of us) live in a 1300 square foot home...wifey is SAHM and we struggling to make it on my wage...but God has been good.

How will you be different in a year from now (older does not count)?
I think I'm a GREAT father and do well there...however, I really need to work on being more supportive and loving to wifey. These past 6 months have been our best in 15 years and I hope to continue.

How do you feel about your life right now?
I'm doing better now than I have in my 15 years....kids are great, home is great, wifey is great, work is so-so.

What is your favorite food?
Probably Pizza....althought there is a Greek Restaurant on 51st and Olive/Dunlap called "The Shish-Kebob House" that has KILLER Humus dip...WOW!...try it phx sis.

Where do you most want to go to in this world?
Geez, I'd take anywhere...I think I've only been to a few states...Back east to see Phili, DC and New York might be cool...any tropical beach...any cool Europe places...I like to climb BIG mountains...so Alaska, Himilayas, Andes, Alps...would be cool also.

Who are your favorite actor and actress?
Is ANYONE better than Tom Hanks? I also like Redford, Newman, HFord, DeNiro, Denzel and others...actresses?? well...Streep, Foster, can't think of that many...I like MAN FLICKS, and I'm a pretty big movie buff.

Do you remember your first kiss?
Yeah...it was on the sidewalk as we said goodbye, I was 15, she was 14 and she but her tongue in my mouth and I didn't know how to handle it...all I know is I WANTED MORE.

Do you have any fears and what are your plans to overcome them?
Snakes.....I hate snakes....I used to kill all snakes...know I let them live unless they are near or could get near the kids.

I agree Tom Hanks is great! Do you have a favorite movie of his?

Not one in particular...

Saving Private Ryan, Castaway, Polar Express, Road to Perdition, Terminal, Green Mile, Toy Stories, Gump...need I go on? The guy is INCREDIBLE.

Let me ask you.....wait...I'll pimp it out and put it on your q/a thread.

Yummy...Greek Food.

My husband loves snakes. They are okay for me. I'm not afraid of them. He used to have a Burmese Python named Monty. He used to sleep in the same bed with Monty. Eek! He wants another snake. Over my dead body!!!

Are you involved with your church? (Besides sitting in the pew.) What do you do?

If you could change one thing in your past, what would it be and why?

I hold our 6 month old in church while wifey does the Sunday School singing for the preschoolers...

(15 whole minutes on my own with possible eruptions at either end...quite a job let me tell you....)

Gosh...I can think of several...


If I had to guess one....hmmmm....I didn't treat my newlywed wife with the respect and love that she needed and deserved; it cost me in a big way.

What's your favourite joke?

Too many to name....and probably shouldn't name any on a Christian forum... :D


Here's one...

How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves?
























































She fell outta the tree.

:haha:

What's up with your sig? :P

Wow no pan..... I figured you'd get at least one....

:lena:

What's up with the sig??? :ticked: Why do you have to put my name in there? C'mon, boy! Speak up!










How's that? B)

Better....

Squat's a good bro.

What's the absolute second-best thing that ever happened to you (Jesus being first) and why?

Hey CHILL Baby...

I didn't say it...YOU DID.

http://s14.invisionfree.com/FHL/index.php?...ic=73&st=50&hl=

I just thought it was very....ah.....quotable!


lol

w/o a doubt the birth of my kids...

Not sure I've ever been happier than since I've become a father...

Biblical figures....

Which is the one (other than Jesus and God) you'd least like to face in any kind of contest and why?

Which biblical figure other than Jesus and God, would you most like to sit down for a good long talk with?

1) Moses....that staff he had was bad-ass.


2) hmmmm.....probably Peter. He knew Jesus VERY well and he was supposedly a big dude...I'd like to know his splits.

What song is running through your head right now?

What calms you the most when you get angry?

What's the size of your bicep?

What is your dream car? And, do you think you will ever get it?

What do you like best about being a father?

What hinders you from being your best this week?

Imagine that whatever you did you could not fail. What would you do?

Do you like who you are?

Do you feel like a success or a failure?

What thing that you touch appeals to you the most?

Do you prefer a direct style of communication or something less direct?

Do you mind me asking you these questions?

You asked for it!

So, what's the strangest medical procedure you've ever undergone?