Title: What Is The Most Inappropiate Thing ...
Description: That's happened in a public toilet...
rasplundjr - January 10, 2006 07:10 PM (GMT)
Well I've had a guy that I'd never seen before in my life ask me to look at his junk and tell him if I thought it needed to be looked at by a doctor....
I was 23.... I told the guy, if you're asking stange men to look at it they might as well have a PHD. And left avoiding looking at him at all.....
clayman - January 10, 2006 08:05 PM (GMT)
Drunk (again) and sat down to take a dump.
Someone had creamed on the seat... :puke:
4jacks - January 10, 2006 08:38 PM (GMT)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Somebody actually asked you to look at his stool sample ??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
clayman - January 10, 2006 08:44 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Jan 10 2006, 02:38 PM) |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Somebody actually asked you to look at his stool sample ??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
Um, I don't think that junk was a stool sample...
:haha:
:nono:
rasplundjr - January 10, 2006 09:18 PM (GMT)
Not his stool sample... his "Little Buddy" if you will....
Later that night he was trying to pick up the bar's resident skank.... if he didn't need to see a doc before that moment he would very soon after....
oIgo - January 12, 2006 10:38 PM (GMT)
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.
4jacks - January 12, 2006 10:41 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (rasplundjr @ Jan 10 2006, 03:18 PM) |
Not his stool sample... his "Little Buddy" if you will....
Later that night he was trying to pick up the bar's resident skank.... if he didn't need to see a doc before that moment he would very soon after.... |
:(
ummm ewww
oIgo - January 13, 2006 04:05 AM (GMT)
A Pastor of a chruch told me of a time he had the craps and was driving when it hit. He stops at a rest area to poop and pretty soon this guy is climbing over the wall to talk to him. The guy is watching pastor poop while having a convesation, and the nice guy that pastor is, he keeps talking to him. Well the conversation went south as the guy on the wall asked to do sexual stuff with him, only later did pastor found out that the rest area is a known gay hangout.
squatpuke - January 13, 2006 06:15 AM (GMT)
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Thanks oIgo for bringing up some bad memories...
About 20 years ago, I was nonchalantly pinchin' one off at the college library and I looked down and saw these holes in each side of the stall walls....about waist high, probably 2" in diameter...I'm sure you could use your twisted imagination and guess what they were used for....
Well, this little naive country boy didn't really know at the time...so I just happened to glance over and couldn't believe my eyes...there was some homo in the next stall pullin' his pud....and the scary thing was, I think he was lookin' over at me and I was his (ahem...clears throat) motivation.
I instantly figured out what the holes were for and should have stuffed with TP...but I didn't wanna touch em'....so I quickly covered up Mr. Big with my coat...finished my chore and bolted...
I relayed the story to a few friends and they told me that the library bathroom is the queer hangout at the college....
The more I think about this the more angry I get...and the more I wished I would have pounded that guy....
(squat dials shrink to set up next appointment)
oIgo - January 13, 2006 07:29 PM (GMT)
Sorry dude. I don't think your gay for hanging out in the gay bathroom.
That was bad.