Title: 4jacks' New =þ Thread!
Description: The "In Bed" Version
4jacks - January 10, 2006 05:11 PM (GMT)
Okay...
HERE ARE THE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Questions may not be of a Sexual Nature.
2) Questions must be phrase for a simple Answer.
(No questions like, "What is your Opinion..." or "Why is this.."
3) You Must add the Words IN BED to the end of each question!
Examples:
What is your favorite color IN BED?
If you could be an animal, what animal would you be IN BED?
What is your lucky Number IN BED?
Yes I did have a Chinese Fortune Cookie Yesterday, and that is where I got this Idea.
rasplundjr - January 10, 2006 05:15 PM (GMT)
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow in bed?
4jacks - January 10, 2006 05:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (rasplundjr @ Jan 10 2006, 11:15 AM) |
| What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow in bed? |
What do you Mean, UrAPee'ing or Afreakingcan Swallow?
andiesmama - January 10, 2006 05:26 PM (GMT)
What's your favorite type of exercise to do....in bed?
Redguard - January 10, 2006 05:27 PM (GMT)
How much can you bench press... in bed?
clayman - January 10, 2006 05:32 PM (GMT)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...in bed.
Dude - that just sounds so-o-o-o wrong! :blink:
4jacks - January 10, 2006 05:33 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (andiesmama @ Jan 10 2006, 11:26 AM) |
| What's your favorite type of exercise to do....in bed? |
Pelvic Lifts
clayman - January 10, 2006 05:34 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Jan 10 2006, 11:33 AM) |
| QUOTE (andiesmama @ Jan 10 2006, 11:26 AM) | | What's your favorite type of exercise to do....in bed? |
Pelvic Lifts
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What about thrusts in bed?
That really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane!
4jacks - January 10, 2006 05:34 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Redguard @ Jan 10 2006, 11:27 AM) |
| How much can you bench press... in bed? |
121 lbs who's target wieght is 119 pounds with 82% lean body mass
4jacks - January 10, 2006 05:36 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 10 2006, 11:34 AM) |
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Jan 10 2006, 11:33 AM) | | QUOTE (andiesmama @ Jan 10 2006, 11:26 AM) | | What's your favorite type of exercise to do....in bed? |
Pelvic Lifts
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What about thrusts in bed?
That really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane!
|
A Pelvic Thrust is a Dance Move....
A Pelvic Lift is an Exercise
Which is basically A Pelvic Thrust on your back....
NOW FOLLOW THE RULES CLAY... YOU OWE ME TWO QUESTIONS NEXT POST.
clayman - January 10, 2006 05:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Jan 10 2006, 11:36 AM) |
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 10 2006, 11:34 AM) | | QUOTE (4jacks @ Jan 10 2006, 11:33 AM) | | QUOTE (andiesmama @ Jan 10 2006, 11:26 AM) | | What's your favorite type of exercise to do....in bed? |
Pelvic Lifts
|
What about thrusts in bed?
That really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane!
|
A Pelvic Thrust is a Dance Move....
A Pelvic Lift is an Exercise
Which is basically A Pelvic Thrust on your back....
NOW FOLLOW THE RULES CLAY... YOU OWE ME TWO QUESTIONS NEXT POST.
|
Read carefully: I did post a kweschun in the last post.
- Gas or electric - in bed?
- Cable or rabbit ears in bed?
- Sushi or General Joe in bed?
- Snow Shovel or Snow Blower in bed?
izzat enuff kweschuns fer ya?
rasplundjr - January 10, 2006 05:45 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 10 2006, 11:32 AM) |
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...in bed.
Dude - that just sounds so-o-o-o wrong! :blink: |
Dude you totally need to get out of my head...
Ummm What is your least favorite chore in bed?
Honey - January 10, 2006 06:33 PM (GMT)
What's with all the rules...in bed?
4jacks - January 10, 2006 08:11 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 10 2006, 11:32 AM) |
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...in bed.
Dude - that just sounds so-o-o-o wrong! :blink: |
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood IN BED
clayman - January 10, 2006 08:13 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Jan 10 2006, 02:11 PM) |
| A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood IN BED |
þad
Couldn't you come up with something better in bed?
4jacks - January 10, 2006 08:14 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 10 2006, 11:40 AM) |
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Jan 10 2006, 11:36 AM) | | QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 10 2006, 11:34 AM) | | QUOTE (4jacks @ Jan 10 2006, 11:33 AM) | | QUOTE (andiesmama @ Jan 10 2006, 11:26 AM) | | What's your favorite type of exercise to do....in bed? |
Pelvic Lifts
|
What about thrusts in bed?
That really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane!
|
A Pelvic Thrust is a Dance Move....
A Pelvic Lift is an Exercise
Which is basically A Pelvic Thrust on your back....
NOW FOLLOW THE RULES CLAY... YOU OWE ME TWO QUESTIONS NEXT POST.
|
Read carefully: I did post a kweschun in the last post. - Gas or electric - in bed?
- Cable or rabbit ears in bed?
- Sushi or General Joe in bed?
- Snow Shovel or Snow Blower in bed?
izzat enuff kweschuns fer ya? |
In my bed, it’s all electric!
No Rabbit ears in Bed, Cable
If it smells like cologne leave it alone, if it smells like fish it’s a dish… *I can’t believe I said that*
Snow Blower… heheheh
4jacks - January 10, 2006 08:16 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (rasplundjr @ Jan 10 2006, 11:45 AM) |
| Ummm What is your least favorite chore in bed? |
Taking care of messy sheets.
4jacks - January 10, 2006 08:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Jan 10 2006, 12:33 PM) |
| What's with all the rules...in bed? |
Are the rules in Bed are from the Mrs…
Except for no Triscuits in Bed, I hate it when she does that.
4jacks - January 10, 2006 08:19 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 10 2006, 02:13 PM) |
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Jan 10 2006, 02:11 PM) | | A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood IN BED |
þad
Couldn't you come up with something better in bed?
|
How the heck am I suppose to know the bed habits of a wood chuck…
I sure as hell do not chuck my wood around, that’s for sure.
Besides that is my standard answer, I can it pretty darn fast.
clayman - January 10, 2006 08:21 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Jan 10 2006, 02:19 PM) |
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 10 2006, 02:13 PM) | | QUOTE (4jacks @ Jan 10 2006, 02:11 PM) | | A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood IN BED |
þad
Couldn't you come up with something better in bed?
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How the heck am I suppose to know the bed habits of a wood chuck…
I sure as hell do not chuck my wood around, that’s for sure.
Besides that is my standard answer, I can it pretty darn fast.
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Ah, now that's the answer I was looking for. In bed.
How loud will your stereo - speakers, not headphones - go in bed?
4jacks - January 10, 2006 08:33 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 10 2006, 02:21 PM) |
| How loud will your stereo - speakers, not headphones - go in bed? |
General Speaking My volume is fluctuating quite erratically. Often reaching earth shaking decibels.
Until the wife hits me and tells me to stop snoring…
This is all coming from her anyway.. I don’t snore.
Honey - January 10, 2006 09:55 PM (GMT)
Why would you say you don't snore in the bed? Don't most men snore in the bed?
4jacks - January 10, 2006 10:28 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Jan 10 2006, 03:55 PM) |
| Why would you say you don't snore in the bed? Don't most men snore in the bed? |
I think if I snored I would know
Of course not, ask any man.
clayman - January 11, 2006 02:07 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Jan 10 2006, 03:55 PM) |
| Why would you say you don't snore in the bed? Don't most men snore in the bed? |
LENA BROKE THE RULES!!!!
She said "in THE bed" both times. The rules clearly state all questions must end with "in bed".
39 lashes with a wet noodle for Lena!
Do you often answer questions in bed?
4jacks - January 11, 2006 02:27 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 10 2006, 08:07 PM) |
| QUOTE (Lena @ Jan 10 2006, 03:55 PM) | | Why would you say you don't snore in the bed? Don't most men snore in the bed? |
LENA BROKE THE RULES!!!!
She said "in THE bed" both times. The rules clearly state all questions must end with "in bed".
39 lashes with a wet noodle for Lena!
Do you often answer questions in bed?
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it was two seperate questions
She should of hit enter between them
No I only do two things in bed, and neither is answer questions.
Honey - February 1, 2006 04:31 PM (GMT)
Why are you so obsessed with sex?
Honey - February 1, 2006 04:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 10 2006, 10:07 PM) |
| QUOTE (Lena @ Jan 10 2006, 03:55 PM) | | Why would you say you don't snore in the bed? Don't most men snore in the bed? |
LENA BROKE THE RULES!!!!
She said "in THE bed" both times. The rules clearly state all questions must end with "in bed".
39 lashes with a wet noodle for Lena!
Do you often answer questions in bed?
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:rollseyes: Since when do I follow any rules? :screwy:
4jacks - February 1, 2006 04:44 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Feb 1 2006, 10:31 AM) |
| Why are you so obsessed with sex IN BED? |
I'm not just obsessed with sex in bed, i'm obsessed with sex on the couch and in the kitchen, and the shower... *nine hours laters* I guess i'm just a pervert.
4jacks - February 1, 2006 04:45 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Feb 1 2006, 10:32 AM) |
:rollseyes: Since when do I follow any rules IN BED? :screwy:
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I really can't answer that question you might wanna ask the hubster.
Honey - February 1, 2006 04:47 PM (GMT)
Are you always such a smartass?
:P
squatpuke - February 1, 2006 04:48 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Feb 1 2006, 09:44 AM) |
| i'm just a pervert. |
(sig worthy)
4jacks - February 1, 2006 04:49 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Feb 1 2006, 10:47 AM) |
| Are you always such a smartass IN BED? |
only when the wifey does something deserving
4jacks - February 1, 2006 04:50 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Feb 1 2006, 10:48 AM) |
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Feb 1 2006, 09:44 AM) | | i'm just a pervert. |
(sig worthy IN BED)
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Thank you, i'll ask Heather to tatoo it to her Hiney
Honey - February 1, 2006 04:50 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Feb 1 2006, 12:48 PM) |
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Feb 1 2006, 09:44 AM) | | i'm just a pervert. |
(sig worthy)
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Nah...common knowledge. We all know Jacks is a lovesick puppy. :nod:
Addicted2~Jesus - February 1, 2006 04:57 PM (GMT)
I ain't readin through all that mess up yonder so if'n you've already answered it, answer agin.
What do you drive?
4jacks - February 1, 2006 05:45 PM (GMT)
Oh my goodness, you people can not follow directions worth a darn...
I'm not even going to answer what I drive in bed....
My Vechiles consist of:
02 Honda Civic HX Silver Coupe
05 Scion Tc Dark Blue Coupe
93 Ford Probe GT Dark Blue
87 Chevy S-10 Extended Cab Puke Brown
And you can throw in a Mountain Bike and a Kayak.
Addicted2~Jesus - February 1, 2006 06:42 PM (GMT)
I wasn't goin to end that question wit an "in bed" ya can jes forgit that one hehe
Honey - February 1, 2006 06:46 PM (GMT)
Do you drive your vehicles IN BED? hehehe
4jacks - February 1, 2006 06:57 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Feb 1 2006, 12:46 PM) |
| Do you drive your vehicles IN BED? hehehe |
:doh:
Addicted2~Jesus - February 17, 2006 03:52 AM (GMT)
What craziness crawled up your backside to make ya wanna be part of a thread like this? Where folks inandate you wit questions etc