A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened
in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a
husband from among many men. Among the instructions at
the entrance, is a description of how the store
operates.

There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes
of the men increase as the shopper ascends the
flights. There is, however, a catch.

As you open the door to any floor, you may choose any
man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you
cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, a
woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a
husband

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels
compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have
a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store.

:rollseyes:

:lena: I've read that one before but can't belive you were brave enough to post it on here!!

What? You denyin' it? :tease: