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Title: To Sick For Sex?


Addicted2~Jesus - January 7, 2006 06:02 PM (GMT)
I donno bout any of you fellers, but I've never been to sick for sex. Been couple times when injuries prevented me bein able to perform adequately, but could still git the job done hehe

I caught a bug night before las, an while yeserday wasn't so bad, today is murder, cain't hardly git in gear today, stupid colds er sumthin. But I'm still tryin to convince Sarah it'd be nice to git togeather hehe

So any of ya ever been to sick for sex?

clayman - January 7, 2006 06:06 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Addicted2~Jesus @ Jan 7 2006, 12:02 PM)
So any of ya ever been to sick for sex?

I've been there. Too tired, too. It's not like my younger days when nothing short of passed-out drunk could keep a good man down. 'Course, I don't remember when I was passed-out. Maybe he was up then, too!

But then again, I am 40. Maybe it's time for the happy blue pill, as Squat so politely suggested once...

:booyah:

rasplundjr - January 7, 2006 09:05 PM (GMT)
Well being diabetic and getting the circulation issues that go with it... yes
I've also had migraines so bad that just being touched by anything spiked them to the point I was about to use a grapefruit spoon to remove my brain so it would stop hurting...

I've also had the flu so bad that chancing it was not a viable option.... having to spring off so you don't lose bowel control isn't exactly a mood setter...


so basically Yes I have been too ill.....

squatpuke - January 7, 2006 09:07 PM (GMT)
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Not me....I'm a stud.










j/k.....




Wifey is brutal...I can't keep up with that woman no matter how HEALTHY I am...

4jacks - January 8, 2006 12:28 AM (GMT)
I'd crawl off my death bed to have another Go.

BamaMan - January 8, 2006 12:36 AM (GMT)
Man...you mean to tell me you guys can go for it when your puking and/or crappin your guts out? Not me...I just can't do it, any kind of swaying motion is likely to set off and involuntary reaction.

squatpuke - January 9, 2006 10:56 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (BamaMan @ Jan 7 2006, 05:36 PM)
Man...you mean to tell me you guys can go for it when your puking and/or crappin your guts out? Not me...I just can't do it, any kind of swaying motion is likely to set off and involuntary reaction.

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Just hit the lights and tell her climb aboard...

clayman - January 9, 2006 01:30 PM (GMT)
:lol:

That reminds me - last fall I had a bad cough that I just couldn't kick. It kept me awake all night. Wifey said she wanted some, but there was absolutely no way I could perform. Between my asthma and the cough, I thought sex would kill me. I did offer her to climb aboard, thinking the cough may add some extra penetration.....

squatpuke - January 9, 2006 03:22 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 9 2006, 06:30 AM)
may add some extra penetration.....

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Claybro...are you implying that you have a small penis?

Redguard - January 9, 2006 04:07 PM (GMT)
I don't think I'd ever been too sick.

I've been sick enough to not want to initiate. But if she was asking, I'd be willing to provide it no matter what my condition.

clayman - January 9, 2006 05:30 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (squatpuke @ Jan 9 2006, 09:22 AM)
QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 9 2006, 06:30 AM)
may add some extra penetration.....

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Claybro...are you implying that you have a small penis?

No, sir! I've been told that I'm -- well -- gifted. I'm not the type to measure or compare. Now, I don't think I'm porn-star material, but...

Look at my pics - big hands! Big feet!

I'm a clown!

TMI? You asked for it! :P

The coughing would just make it go further...

rasplundjr - January 9, 2006 06:12 PM (GMT)
when I'm ill I'll "give her a hand" if you know what I mean, but as for taking a ride it's right out.. that's the last thing I need it to mess the bed or my wife... or the kitchen coutner... etc....

clayman - January 9, 2006 07:20 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (rasplundjr @ Jan 9 2006, 12:12 PM)
but as for taking a ride it's right out.. that's the last thing I need it to mess the bed or my wife... or the kitchen coutner... etc....

:wall:
OUT!
:doh:
OUT!
:hammer:
OUT!
:lena:
OUT!

That's an image I really didn't need in my mind's eye.

rasplundjr - January 9, 2006 07:51 PM (GMT)
Glad to share....

squatpuke - January 9, 2006 09:33 PM (GMT)
Raspy is a good bro.

BamaMan - January 9, 2006 10:41 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (squatpuke @ Jan 9 2006, 04:56 AM)
QUOTE (BamaMan @ Jan 7 2006, 05:36 PM)
Man...you mean to tell me you guys can go for it when your puking and/or crappin your guts out?  Not me...I just can't do it, any kind of swaying motion is likely to set off and involuntary reaction.

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Just hit the lights and tell her climb aboard...

Well...as great as that sounds If I am sick to my stomach I am more likely to blow chunks on her than anything else with all that motion.

I can't even handle her turning over in bed when I'm sick let alone riding the stallion.

squatpuke - January 10, 2006 11:58 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 9 2006, 10:30 AM)
QUOTE (squatpuke @ Jan 9 2006, 09:22 AM)
QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 9 2006, 06:30 AM)
may add some extra penetration.....

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Claybro...are you implying that you have a small penis?

No, sir! I've been told that I'm -- well -- gifted. I'm not the type to measure or compare. Now, I don't think I'm porn-star material, but...

Look at my pics - big hands! Big feet!

I'm a clown!

TMI? You asked for it! :P

The coughing would just make it go further...

Nice backpedal claybro....even manged to a add a few inches...hehe.

So does wifey hide all the cough syrup?

clayman - January 10, 2006 01:50 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (squatpuke @ Jan 10 2006, 05:58 AM)
QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 9 2006, 10:30 AM)
QUOTE (squatpuke @ Jan 9 2006, 09:22 AM)
QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 9 2006, 06:30 AM)
may add some extra penetration.....

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Claybro...are you implying that you have a small penis?

No, sir! I've been told that I'm -- well -- gifted. I'm not the type to measure or compare. Now, I don't think I'm porn-star material, but...

Look at my pics - big hands! Big feet!

I'm a clown!

TMI? You asked for it! :P

The coughing would just make it go further...

Nice backpedal claybro....even manged to a add a few inches...hehe.

So does wifey hide all the cough syrup?

I figured you'd appreciate that one!

Now, I'm waiting to hear that something about that shows up in the Ladies forum. Lurkers, let me know!




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