Inquiring minds want to know...before that other thread gets twisted!

OK...for the slow-witted folks...JUST KIDDING! :P

Do Altoids work for giving oral sex pleasure? Post your experiences! Get gory and graphic!

How's that, A2J? :doh:

Yeah... an? Whatchya got? Don't leave me hangin here!!! Geezz what's the matter wit you?? Spit it out! It don't belong to you!

What the....? :huh: I don't understand what you mean.

As I stated before:

There was a trick that I was introduced to overseas where they put a peppermint on one side of their mouth and a cinnamon candy on the other side. They call it a 'fire & ice'. It was -- quite enjoyable!

'Course, one of my former girlfriends could take out her teeth -- :booyah:

Misty would have to say they work..... She likes altoids... she likes them a lot....

Nuff said

Erm... Gosh dern it all! Ya'll gotta stop bein cryptic here... er keep bein cryptic if'n ya gotta, but drop a couple more hints... who are the candies for? The male er female? er is it oral sex your talkin bout? but which direction er both? male to female, er female to male?

Wife's birthday tomorrow.

Think I'll try this "altoid" thing... as a supplimental present.

I've always been able to get the job done without them, but if they're as great as you all say they are, then maybe I can get her to go "up" an octave tomorrow.

So... what do I do? Finish the altoid first, and then perform? Or keep the altoid in my mouth 'while' performing?

I think you should finish the altoid before you start. Then have another when you're done :D

Oh, and tell her I said Happy Birthday when you're done! :tease:

A2J, here's the scoop.

When a lady performs oral sex on a man, it is quite good for the man if she has a peppermint in her mouth. Or a cinnamon candy. Or both! :bounce:

Definetely!

I once popped a piece of gum in my mouth afterwards.

She wasn't impressed with me. :dunno:

I had an Altoid last night...

But I got a runny nose.

Ahh... well I havta say I've never tried that.. an I've tried plenty... hence bein labled a trisexual LOL... Sarah? Where's the peppermint?

Got some left over candy canes...

I have a bunch of candy canes one my desk that people left on my desk for the christmas holidays.

Each one that I've tasted has been more "candy" flavoured than "peppermint" flavoured.

So I've been throwing them away.

There's one left.

Hmm. Candy cane -- nah. that's going over the line. Even for here.
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Hmmm... that gives me an idea..... wonder if she'd go for it.....................

NOOOOOOOOOO!

But, I haven't even told you my idea yet!

But I know how your mind works!

I'm sucking a candy cane right now...yum.

You know... your really no fun atal.....

Gee, I wonder why?

You have some info I could use?

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Yep, we've earned our title today.

C'mon Clay! I wanna seeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pwease???? For me????

Dude, with all the rambling you've been doin...is there anything left to your imagination?

There are virtually no limits to my imagination.... an it's not like it's my fault that all these fine folks are given me ideas.... sides, I didn't think of it first, Clay did... AND I still haven't told anyone my idea, so it may not even be what Clay was talkin bout..... he really needs to clear thins up I think hehe

An I ain't your dude.

Candy Canes as a -- for lack of a better term -- vaginal manipulator...

It's got the peppermint, it's got penetration...

oh no. I went there...

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Ya are now. ;)

And it would work quite well with your sig! :haha:

But what if it BREAKS! OUCH!

I thought I heard somewhere that sugar + vagina = bad news???

Oh, no...

Well... that could work to er advantage if'n it broke, I'd jes havta keep lickin til I got it right?

Really?

Probably promotes yeast infection.

You had me going there for a second...

Yeah, I can't remember where I heard/read it, but it's supposed to be a really big no-no. Putting anything with sugar "up there".

Maybe it was on the Sunday Night Sex Show?

Then someone better start suckin'!

Where's that big sloppy kiss smilie from CF?

Never heard of that... what's it bout/where's it at er what not.