His version:

A man comes home late from work. He pops down and says "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She says, "Dinner was at 5! It's now 7:30! You could've called to let me know you were going to be late so I could have prepared accordingly! Now it's cold. If you want something to eat, Hot-Shot, fix it yourself!"
Well, he's tired, doesn't want to argue, so he fixes a sandwich and sits down.

After he eats, he says, "Honey, get me a cigar!"
She says, "Two and a half hours late from work, you fixed your own dinner; I'll tell you something - you can walk across the room and get your own cigar, pal!"
So, he walks over and gets a cigar. No big deal.

Then he say, "Honey, do we have to watch this?"
She says, "I'm stuck in this house all day long while you're out having an interesting career. I think I'm able to pick my own television show!"

Well, he gets up. He says, "Honey, I think it'd be best if you don't see me for a few days."
That was on Tuesday. She didn't see him on Wednesday. She didn't see him on Thursday. On Friday, she could see him just a little bit out of her right eye!

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Her Version

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he
stayed out the entire weekend, fishing with the boys.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very
angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade about his
actions. Finally his wife stopped nagging and simply said to him, "How
would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me!"

Monday went by, and he didn't see his wife... Tuesday and Wednesday came
and went, and he didn't see her. On Thursday, the swelling went down just
enough to where he could barely see her out of the corner of his left eye.

hahah

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes...





Nothing she's already been told twice....

oldie but goodie... i might get banned for that

I'll cover your back :ar15

Speaking of black eyes....man, I've got a pick of ABE with one! Just from last winter, too! That was a long winter, I tell ya......:haha:

Did you hit him with the frying pan? :lena: