I was browsing through my junk mail folder this morning and got a couple messages that just cracked me up. Here are a few:

• You've Won a 42" Panasonic TV (do people really believe this one?!)
• Hey Lynn get skinny (what are they implying?!)
• 20% Off* - Ink and Toner Blowout Sale
• New Years Personal Horoscope
• Make Real Money Without a Website
• Someone wants to meet you tonight
• lots of h**** People looking4Fun
• New friends are waiting for some fun

And this is after I used every dirty word I could think of to filter my mail! Oh, and this doesn't include all of those nifty viagra-like emails I get.

So what have you guys got?

LOL In my Yahoo account I'm always getting junk emails about becoming 50% bigger, etc. Apparently the spammers haven't figured out I'm a lady :lol:

I don't tend to get junk email---just lucky I guess. And if I do it's in Korean (even though I marked my location as U.S.).

Man, you ARE lazy! That takes up so much screen!

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I keep gettin' spam for penis enlargment...

I keep sending them back telling them I need the reducer, not the grower...

The nerve of those companys.

:rolf:

:drool:

:haha:

In one of hte work mailboxes we had setup for a client we no longer support, we had one that was for penis enlagement that stated and I quote "Make it bigger longer, TASTIER" My female supervisor was like "Hey wait open that one up!"

I was so red.... and it wasn't even my mailbox to monitor....