Title: Sig Worthies
GutterRat - December 29, 2005 01:46 PM (GMT)
Well, since there are sooooo many sig worthy statements made around here on a daily basis - I can't possibly change my sig fast enough. So, I figured I would start a thread - here is the deal.
You find a "sig-worthy" but you don't want to change your sig - post the sig worthy here. I'm sure it will be worth some good laughs.
:D
Honey - December 29, 2005 01:49 PM (GMT)
Oh goody! Forget the jokes forum, just come here! :doh:
Stringaling - December 29, 2005 08:13 PM (GMT)
Its really bad when I am minding my own business making cookies and then think of you guys when I see this in the instructions:
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| Shape dough into 2 logs, 8 inches long and 2 inches in diameter |
:wall:
clayman - December 29, 2005 08:24 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Stringaling @ Dec 29 2005, 02:13 PM) |
Its really bad when I am minding my own business making cookies and then think of you guys when I see this in the instructions:
| QUOTE | | Shape dough into 2 logs, 8 inches long and 2 inches in diameter |
:wall:
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:lol: !
Honey - December 29, 2005 08:30 PM (GMT)
This could be sig worthy or it could be just disgusting. Take your pic.
I was making Ginger Snaps and followed the directions exactly as in the cookbook. The dough turns out to look my kiddo's bowel movements. EXACTLY. I mean the looks of it. It was amazing. So here I was mixing it with my hands and tasting it... tasted pretty good! Then I let the kids roll it out and use the cookie cutters. The whole time I was just keeping my yucky thoughts to myself. I did mention it to hubby and he had to taste it, too! :doh:
Ok, now you all know that I'm just weird.....
squatpuke - December 29, 2005 09:22 PM (GMT)
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Dude...with "Masters of the sig", Clay and Lena
along with newcomer Knight...I could be here all NIGHT posting possible sigs.
clayman - December 30, 2005 02:12 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Dec 27 2005, 10:47 AM) |
| LOL! Don't worry, I got my "steak" this morning. :booyah: |
| QUOTE (Knight4God @ Dec 28, 2008, 09:45AM) |
| Havta lube it up with Prep H and I'm good-tago. |
Honey - December 30, 2005 02:25 AM (GMT)
Somebody's picking on me today, I think. :wall:
clayman - December 30, 2005 10:56 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (oIgo @ Dec 30 2005, 04:32 PM) |
| I made a son in under a half an hour. :bravo: |
clayman - December 30, 2005 10:57 PM (GMT)
Retired 12-30-2005
| QUOTE (Lena @ Dec 29 2005, 07:07 AM) |
| RUN! Hokey doodle he got so ticked! |
Honey - December 31, 2005 01:35 AM (GMT)
Gee, Clay! Can you even keep up? :P
clayman - December 31, 2005 03:52 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Dec 30 2005, 07:35 PM) |
| Gee, Clay! Can you even keep up? :P |
Now, that's sigworthy, but I don't think I want it in my sig...
And one of them wasn't you!
Honey - December 31, 2005 03:42 PM (GMT)
How is THAT even sig worthy? You been smokin' the locoweed or something? :screwy:
squatpuke - December 31, 2005 04:10 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Dec 31 2005, 08:42 AM) |
| How is THAT even sig worthy? You been smokin' the locoweed or something? :screwy: |
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I think he's referring to his Viagra issues....
Honey - January 1, 2006 03:39 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Dec 31 2005, 12:10 PM) |
| QUOTE (Lena @ Dec 31 2005, 08:42 AM) | | How is THAT even sig worthy? You been smokin' the locoweed or something? :screwy: |
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I think he's referring to his Viagra issues....
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Ummm, I'm probably gonna regret I even asked this...but how would YOU know of Clay's viagara issues?? :unsure:
squatpuke - January 1, 2006 04:57 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Dec 31 2005, 08:39 PM) |
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Dec 31 2005, 12:10 PM) | | QUOTE (Lena @ Dec 31 2005, 08:42 AM) | | How is THAT even sig worthy? You been smokin' the locoweed or something? :screwy: |
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I think he's referring to his Viagra issues....
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Ummm, I'm probably gonna regret I even asked this...but how would YOU know of Clay's viagara issues?? :unsure:
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Us good bros have NO secrets....
Sorry Clay...but she asked.
clayman - January 3, 2006 02:47 PM (GMT)
Geez! I go away for a couple o' days and come back to this. Squat, can't you keep a secret? I got a little secret for ya - I'm not that old
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yet.
:offtopic:
:tease:
| QUOTE (Lena @ Dec 29 2005, 08:03 PM) |
| BOUNCING IT, I SAY! |
Honey - January 3, 2006 04:06 PM (GMT)
Yeah, I knew I'd regret asking that. I'm feeling nauseated already....:puke:
Honey - January 6, 2006 02:48 PM (GMT)
Retired sig...sorry, Squat!
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(squatpuke @ Dec 31 2005, 01:53 PM)
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
LynnMcG - January 14, 2006 01:20 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke) |
Clay...am I your Google stooge?
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Honey - June 28, 2006 10:45 PM (GMT)
No sigworthys since January...how sad. :bored:
Honey - June 30, 2006 01:54 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Gutter Rat @ Jun 6 2006) |
| Better than buyin' used undies. Squat does that all the time! |
| QUOTE (Squatpuke @ Jun 15 2006) |
| Gotta do daily "butt checks" |
| QUOTE (Clay @ Jun 23 2006) |
| I can admit to being a eckerheadpay. |
| QUOTE (Squatpuke @ Jun 23 2006) |
| Clay...will you marry me? |
Storing these here for now...
clayman - July 3, 2006 07:14 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ May 27 2006, 12:33 AM) |
| The chicks here seem to be behaving themselves |
Got the job done. Got the chicks to misbehave... :gotcha:
Honey - July 3, 2006 07:15 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jul 3 2006, 03:14 PM) |
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ May 27 2006, 12:33 AM) | | The chicks here seem to be behaving themselves |
Got the job done. Got the chicks to misbehave... :gotcha:
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Really? How so? :huh: :smack:
clayman - July 3, 2006 07:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Jul 3 2006, 01:15 PM) |
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jul 3 2006, 03:14 PM) | | QUOTE (squatpuke @ May 27 2006, 12:33 AM) | | The chicks here seem to be behaving themselves |
Got the job done. Got the chicks to misbehave... :gotcha:
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Really? How so? :huh: :smack:
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Posting in the Men's forum! That's how! 'Fore I was kind and moved your misbehavin' thread to the Beauty Shop. 'Member?
Honey - July 3, 2006 07:25 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jul 3 2006, 03:17 PM) |
| QUOTE (Lena @ Jul 3 2006, 01:15 PM) | | QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jul 3 2006, 03:14 PM) | | QUOTE (squatpuke @ May 27 2006, 12:33 AM) | | The chicks here seem to be behaving themselves |
Got the job done. Got the chicks to misbehave... :gotcha:
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Really? How so? :huh: :smack:
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Posting in the Men's forum! That's how! 'Fore I was kind and moved your misbehavin' thread to the Beauty Shop. 'Member?
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That's IT? Huh, I barely remember all that.... :dunno: :tease:
clayman - July 3, 2006 07:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Jul 3 2006, 01:25 PM) |
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jul 3 2006, 03:17 PM) | | QUOTE (Lena @ Jul 3 2006, 01:15 PM) | | QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jul 3 2006, 03:14 PM) | | QUOTE (squatpuke @ May 27 2006, 12:33 AM) | | The chicks here seem to be behaving themselves |
Got the job done. Got the chicks to misbehave... :gotcha:
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Really? How so? :huh: :smack:
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Posting in the Men's forum! That's how! 'Fore I was kind and moved your misbehavin' thread to the Beauty Shop. 'Member?
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That's IT? Huh, I barely remember all that.... :dunno: :tease:
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My, how fragile memories are when you get OLD!!!
Stringaling - July 3, 2006 07:27 PM (GMT)
Totally off topic, but could someone please change the name of this thread to "sig worthies" rather than "worthy's" that darned apostrophe show posession people!!!
Sorry, but that apostrophe misuse is my petpeave. I have tolerated this one for a while now, but I can't take it any more!!!!!!!
Honey - July 3, 2006 07:30 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jul 3 2006, 03:27 PM) |
| My, how fragile memories are when you get OLD!!! |
AH HA! Now THAT is sig worthy! :rolf:
Honey - July 4, 2006 12:44 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Stringaling @ Jul 3 2006, 03:27 PM) |
Totally off topic, but could someone please change the name of this thread to "sig worthies" rather than "worthy's" that darned apostrophe show posession people!!!
Sorry, but that apostrophe misuse is my petpeave. I have tolerated this one for a while now, but I can't take it any more!!!!!!! |
There, there String....Lena fixed it aaallll up now! :hug:
Sigworthy for ONE
Sigworthies for plural! :thanks:
There's your English lesson for the day! :tease:
Stringaling - July 5, 2006 11:05 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Jul 3 2006, 06:44 PM) |
There, there String....Lena fixed it aaallll up now! :hug:
Sigworthy for ONE
Sigworthies for plural! :thanks:
There's your English lesson for the day! :tease: |
:bounce: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
free_2_live39 - July 30, 2006 01:35 PM (GMT)
whats a sig anyway.......i know im stupid but i havent got a clue????????????
andiesmama - July 30, 2006 03:36 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (free_2_live39 @ Jul 30 2006, 09:35 AM) |
| whats a sig anyway.......i know im stupid but i havent got a clue???????????? |
it's the "stuff" that shows up at the end of member's posts....."signature"....
Like, you'll see after THIS post of mine, all the "blinkies"....some people have quotes from other members that they :quote: think :quote: are hilarious ( :rollseyes: ).....
you can edit your signature in your controls area....
ChittyBang6 - August 3, 2006 08:37 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (free_2_live39 @ Jul 30 2006, 07:35 AM) |
| whats a sig anyway.......i know im stupid but i havent got a clue???????????? |
DON'T FEEL BAD.....IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT TOO!! FINALLY GOT IT AFTER MONTHS OF TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT! :thanks:
clayman - August 3, 2006 10:56 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (free_2_live39 @ Jul 30 2006, 07:35 AM) |
| whats a sig anyway.......i know im stupid but i havent got a clue???????????? |
Look at Squatpuke's signature. It's nothing but quotes from poor, unfortunate souls who happened to blunder their way into saying something which, when taken out of context, is quite hilarious! :rolf:
clayman - August 21, 2006 05:22 PM (GMT)
A rare one from Squat:
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Aug 21 2006, 09:15 AM) |
| I can HUMP anything, anytime. |
squatpuke - August 21, 2006 05:35 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Aug 21 2006, 10:22 AM) |
A rare one from Squat:
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Aug 21 2006, 09:15 AM) | | I can HUMP anything, anytime. |
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True...true.
clayman - October 17, 2006 07:26 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (LynnMcG @ Sep 21 2006, 06:47 PM) |
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Sep 21 2006, 08:42 PM) | | QUOTE (LynnMcG @ Sep 21 2006, 04:16 PM) | I'm waiting for you to tell me you love me Squat.
I know you do. |
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no way...you'd put it in your sig.
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AHA! But you don't deny it!
I knew it. B)
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Honey - December 21, 2006 08:56 PM (GMT)
Does anybody store their old sigs here anymore?
Apparently NOT! :gotcha:
clayman - December 21, 2006 09:39 PM (GMT)
Well, we would have had to, but some Admin bumped up the storage to 1000 bytes instead of the usual 250. Now the only reason people lose sigs is [object event].
Right Squat, Amyroo? :gotcha: