Title: Hemheroids!
Description: Pain in the butt!!
Knight4God - December 28, 2005 03:45 PM (GMT)
Man,I don't know how I wound up with this malady!
I gotta big one that really gets inflamed sometimes and pounds on my back door.
Havta lube it up with Prep H and I'm good-tago.
I never :bounce: use toilet paper.I havta use pre-moistened butt-wipes.
GutterRat - December 28, 2005 03:47 PM (GMT)
I used to have a HUGE problem w/ this when I was lifting weights like a crazy man. Doc said I wasn't breathin' right when liftin'. anyhoo - since I stopped lifting - all is good.
squatpuke - December 28, 2005 05:18 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Knight4God @ Dec 28 2005, 08:45 AM) |
| I never use toilet paper. |
(sig worthy)
Never had a roid issue...
clayman - December 29, 2005 05:31 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Dec 28 2005, 11:18 AM) |
| QUOTE (Knight4God @ Dec 28 2005, 08:45 AM) | | I never use toilet paper. |
(sig worthy)
Never had a roid issue...
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Nah, that ain't sigworthy. It's fun to say in the grocery store, too!
"Honey, are we out of toilet paper?"
"I don't know. I never use the stuff!"
PS -- see my sig for the worthy quote.
squatpuke - December 29, 2005 09:32 AM (GMT)
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Did you spell it "hem-HER-roids" for any particular reason?
rasplundjr - December 31, 2005 11:46 AM (GMT)
Had a bad prob with roids.... prep H Tucks pads nothing worked.... was so bad that after days of heavy walking I had to soak my butt so I could sit.... Had a bad problem with bloody stools too...
Started taking fiber tablets.... I am happy to say that this butt is roid free... no blood in stool I can waddle for feet now... (okay I walk a heatlhy distance for someone in my size category with a sedentry lifestyle) I can wipe my butt without cursing or causing more blood to flow.... my roid issue dissapeard after about a month of heavy fiber usage....
Knight4God - January 1, 2006 07:18 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Dec 29 2005, 03:32 AM) |
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Did you spell it "hem-HER-roids" for any particular reason? |
Well,this is one of them hard words for me to spell,seein' as I don't write it often.
There's no spell-check here,and I'm too lazy to look it up.
Could you show me the correct way to spell it?
I thought it had an "h" in there somewhere.
squatpuke - January 1, 2006 03:59 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Knight4God @ Jan 1 2006, 12:18 AM) |
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Dec 29 2005, 03:32 AM) | .
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Did you spell it "hem-HER-roids" for any particular reason? |
Well,this is one of them hard words for me to spell,seein' as I don't write it often.
There's no spell-check here,and I'm too lazy to look it up.
Could you show me the correct way to spell it?
I thought it had an "h" in there somewhere.
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I like the way you spelled it...gives it that proper "double meaning" that the word is soooo worthy for....
hem-HER-oids....
hehe