DWT

This trip has started out real nice... I let the first couple of wife screw ups go... but this one jes takes the cake, didn't jes brake the cammels back, put the sucker in traction for a month.....

I wanted to brush my teeth... nuthin fancy.. jes wanted to brush my teeth.... well... seeins how my wife didn't restock the truck, she didn't buy me any sody pop, so needless to say I don't have any spit bottles... no biggy, I come up wit a brillant idea, my piss bottle is new, jes got it yeserday. So I use it..... what a stupid idea!

I threw up in it yeserday, I've used it a few times an here I am half sick stickin my mouth close enough to spit in the thin! I'm not half sick anymore........ Now dump all this on top of the whole bag of turkey in my fridge thats jes along for the ride cause my lovin (lovin? Ha!) wife sent a useless bottle of manoayse out instead of mircle whip out wit me! I've let bout as much water roll off my back today as I'm goin to.. so gal, if you've got anythin else you'd like to jes royally frack up, nows the time to do it, cause I'm tickin here an my lil mic in the phone isn't goin to be able to handle the severity of the choice words I've got in mind right bout now....

OH FRACK! I jes run a FL scale house!!! dern it all!! Woman!! Boy I hope they are in a Christmas mood.... the fine ain't cheap for that!

Sarah's in trouble! Sarah's in trouble! :cheeky:

It sounds like we might need a marriage therapy forum in here pretty soon...

Hope you feel better A2J



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LOL Bad idea, I'd post too much.

awww...:violin:

spit out the window....:lol:

PS...everybody knows that MAYO is WAAAAAYYYY better than Miracle Whip...:puke:

DWT

You, my dear, obviously know nuthin bout 387 pete's... you don't do nuthin out the window of one of these less ya want it back in your face, er in the bunk... thank you no.

I have lost ALL confedence in you as human bein..... your obviously from Florida...... mayo only goes wit biolony... NOT turkey :duh:

Your compassion is touchin... I'll remember it each time I grab my pee pee bottle..........

Oh an uh... btw... your state SUCKS!!! Your drivers are shear idiots... IDIOTS I tell you!!!

ok ok ok....SOMEbody needs an attitude adjustment....:lena:

MAYO is great with EVERYthing....especially turkey & wonder bread!! :drool:

Not to mention for dipping your french fries in....

PS...I do agree with you, my brother, on the drivers here in Florida...beware, the snowbirds are here and they do NOT know how to drive!! :wall:

So now I know if you ever get waaaay down our way to be sure I serve you a big ol' turkey sammich with lotsa MAYO on it.... :gotcha:

DWT

Be advised- I illegally posse a fire arm on this vehicle..............


I jes had a run in wit a derned yankee..... ontario no less.... don't "think" I hit em... an if I did it was only a lil nudge.... runnin 55 in a 70 in the middle lane beside someone... don't they EVER read the road signs?? No trucks in left lane, use 2 right lanes only...... guys wonderin why I don't jes go round em.... I decided rather then kill em I'd give em a shoulder to drive on while I took both lanes.

Mayo.... only numbnuts would go there..... are you a numbnut?? hehe

firearm...my DH drools at the thought! lol He was out practicing his shooting in our backyard over the weekend....

Numbnuts? erm, not last time I checked....:doh:

Ok, first off if I were Sarah, I'd be offended with you airing dirty laundry online...especially when you both post in the same forum! NOT RIGHT! IMO. Before I say anything more, I'd like to hear Sarah's side of the story...SHEESH! :doh:


PS: I don't eat any type of mayonnaise, Miracle Whip, or what have you...that stuff is like glue! :puke:

Oh!? Is that a fact?? Well lil missy, have a look see here

Here

You'll see that SHE started it!! wit all this bad mouthin off an what not!

An I certainly hope you haven't gotten your panties waded up er anythin, cause it's hardly airin out dirty laundry... though that's another story altogeather hehe.... it was my ventin an givin er an attitude adjustment, which I said I was gonna do in another thread... cain't you see???? it's actually workin!! NOT.....

Sides... you do know what opinions are like right? Thier like bum holes, an everones got one an no one wants a second one?

At any rate.... the mayo thin was.... I hate to admit this... especially since she can see it.... an accident... she was a bit rushed to gather stuff up... an the sody pops.... well that one was one of those "I thought..." which was er first mistake LOL, everthin else jes kinda goes down hill from there LOL

I'm positive my wife knows I'm playin an if she gits offended she'll be sure to tell me about it... about it.... about it... about it... abo... you git the idea.

He's just picking and poking all in fun - I wouldn't call it airing dirty laundry!

Besides, what husband in there right mind would complain about being sent out to work with a truck full of food even if I did screw up and send the mayo instead of miracle whip?!

Ok, well, in this case us women need to stick together....GO SARAH! Whoohoo! Give it to 'im GOOD! :shakeit:

And my panties are just as smooth as you please, thankyouverymuch. :rollseyes:

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whaddya do, iron 'em?? :blink:

Yep! Iron them while wearin' them! Gets pretty hot! OUCH! :gotcha:

Talk about hot pants!

back atcha... :gotcha:

What's ironic is hubby calls me hot pants, too! Thanks for the reminder, Deb! :wave:

I have to concur with A2J... Mayo is a pale horse contender with Miracle Whip... It's got that tasty zing.... mmmmm turkey Miracle whip, and american cheese on wheat..... I get trired just thinking baout all the tryptophane (sp)..... but tasty....