I'm in a pickle.........

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Sarah has of course had the baby... yet.. another baby... donno what I'm goin to do wit yet another baby... n e ways.....















She is in NO condition for..... shall we say romatinic.... invasions....













Normally this isn't a problem... at least wit the other two anyways... buuuuuttttt.....













I am completely an totally inexplicitly sexually frustrated.....

as stupid as it is... all I want is to have sex wit my wife... she thinks it's because I cain't have it I want it, but really, I jes wanna make love to my wife... it jes frickin sucks!



I know she's feelin the strain wit the kids an the fact that er body is sooo fracked up.. but it's really really annoyin, not that I'm tryin to make light of er condition er take sumthin away from the fact that she jes popped a kid out of er er anythin but damn! I don't think women folk can appercatite this, but I am goin bonkers, sexual frustration is an insane condition for a man... ya know.. this is probly more of a rant.... no.. not even a rant cause I'm not mad er anythin, jes frustratred... it's jes... frustration... sorta gittin it off my chest... nuthin I've done er tried to do thus far has helped... any ideas on how to handle (no pun intended) sexual frustration when your wife is completely out of comeition?

Can't the sexual frustration be relieved any other way, other than intercourse?

That's if it is actual sexual frustration and therefore relief you need and not something mroe psychological about the 'act' itself??

Hope................. ?



do NOT take offense at this.. I ... merely.... ask.. the question... ya see...


























you wouldn't happen to be a fenimnazi as termed by Rush Limbah would you?















Jes cursious, since more often then not you talk to me worse then talkin to a junk yard dawg....

I used to think I was a half decent male person... but... you have the power.. if you so choose my dear... delete this thread as it really had very lil point, I was jes more frustrated last night then usual.. an havin four belts of whiskey under me probly didn't help much... only up to three thus far today so's it's easier to manage :)

Louis, I have no idea what I said that offended you or made you think I was having a go at you?? :dunno:

I honestly wasn't.....I understand that you are frustrated and I was asking a genuine question about the nature of the frustration....'cos if it was basic sexual frustration, then other options may help.....but if it were more about the intercourse itself and the psychological/emotional aspect of that then it wouldn't help....

I don't know what to say Louis 'cos I was not trying to be mean at all. Maybe you read the words in a different tone of voicve that wasn't in my head when I typed.


I'm really sorry I so clearly offended you. It was not my intention and I actually felt sorry for your situation.

and this

It really distresses me to think that things I have said have made you feel that way. Not something I think about you...again :dunno:

This has actually made me really very sad..... (don't worry I haven't taken offense just really shocked and sad)

:cry:

Hope, your kiddin right? I'm not offended, not in the least, I was jes curious, your first post did sound a bit gruff to me, but this is really all my fault, I furgot to stick in the smileys an the like in my second post to make it clear I was jes playin round wit you. Sorry, I done let this git all fracked up.

Ya know, Sarah actually complains because she thinks I tend to be an all er nuthin type of person, well, in some respects I spose so, thins are a bit better at the moment, but I'm gittin tired. I'm actually annoyed, beacuse wit Kat an Liam, this didn't show up til a month after Kat an sumthin like 7 er 8 weeks after Liam, this one... made it bout 5 days an I wanna jump er bones lol

No I wasn't kidding. I thought you were very serious ya great drongo!! :hammer:

And I'll thi...nnn...k about forgiving you for upsetting me.

And I stand by the 'no gruff intent' on my original post.....but not so now :nono:

Better watch ya back mate!!

At the risk of sounding crude and losing my position as the resident prude...

Ummm, you've got 2 hands, don't you?

Yeah but is that really ever close to as fulfilling as being with your mate?


I know it was murder after Sera was born because the doc put Misty on an even longer no sex break because of bleeding......

It was rough just sleeping in the same bed because I had to keep my hands to myself.....

Probly TMI... but I've been usin a hand.. least once a day for the last week.. an Raspy's right.. trust me.. no hand I ever seen could take the place of my darlin wife...


An no.. hehe I don't thin you'd need to turn in your resident prude card for your comment LOL

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I'm sure that redneck wouldn't need TWO hands...

Squat's back !!!


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Yeah... I would agree... I don't need TWO hands.. one's enough to git the job done.... course.... havin a hand width of pert near 11 inches sorta helps... leaves room for the whole 'up down' motion thin :P