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So wifey left the NEW van door open all night here in Flagstaff....


and yes...it snowed again...


I'll also bet that our battery is also dead....


So do I forgive? or apply beating?

I'd beat the ever livin snot out of er if'n I were you!

Deep cycle a battery on these newer vehicles an then screw up jump startin it, you fry the frickin pcm, all the idiot lights on the dash go stupid, not to mention the smell of frickin wet carpet an the like.... I'd rip a switch off a tree an show er!

Sarah... God loves that woman... she left a 300 dollar drill of mine out one time, I'm still hacked off bout that one, poured rain an she never could come up wit a decent excuse.... it's a good thin we were newly wed er else the wrath of Louis would have fallen upon er... infact... it's been a month since I seen er, no wonder I'm gittin so much frickin lip out of er lately... it's time for er beatin agin...

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How bout this one my poor, abused vicimized cohort...

Wifey poured table salt on the concrete front porch when there was ice...now our NEW 1/2 million dollar home has a cracked, pot-holed slab RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STINKIN' door where the salt SUCKED the life outta the concrete.

Did I win, or should I go on?

Man that's bad.. but the phone an net went out at the house a number of years ago an I had Sarah call em to come work on the thin, they took my wirin job an a very expensive 50 foot cable, claimed that that was the problem an turned it into a shreaded heap on the floor, same day she broke my coffee pot. An there was absoultely nuthin wrong wit my cable btw.

Yore wife ever consider jes dumpin some hot water er sumthin out there an sweepin the ice out the way? Anythin like that? Folks seem to forgit that when you dump salt on ice, it actually gits colder because of the chemical reaction. That'll screw concrete up real fast.

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Did I tell you about one of her MANY car crashes...


This one takes the cake...


When we first got married we lived in an apartment on top of a hill....

To get up the hill, you had to make a 90 degree turn onto a very steep driveway...


During a snowstorm...wifey tried to get a RUNNING START up this hill...obviously NOT making the SLICK 90 degree turn and plowed right into a median dividing this steep driveway...there was also a sign on the median which she crunched with our little rice burning car.

She ended up taking out the HOOD of the car, radiator and air conditioning coil...as well as the sign..

To top off, she was actually STUCK in the middle of the driveway on top of the median, so she called the cops, who helped her get unstuck...but then promptly gave her a ticket for failing to control her vehicle....


Have I won yet?

Well, my fellow abused an tortured brother, Sarah hasn't actually ever wrecked the car, but ever time I see one she's been drivin it has a new mysterious dent er ding in it that "jes got there" conviently.

I ever tell you bout my cover all's incident? er the washin machine?

I *might* conceed defeat, depends though, a door left open, busted concrete an a lil wreck isn't a whole lot to go on, my brother I have stories... le'me tell ya!

Man This is fun... I wish I had a my wife broke..... story that could compare......

Stop whining! Wieners. :rollseyes: :cheeky:

:rollseyes: :popcorn: :lena:

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You know you don't want us to start a thread about our husband's screw ups.... :whistle:

ooh yes please do String.... that would be soooo much fun to read :hmm:

Maybe A2J and Basil wouldn't.....

I say brinG it! Sarah ain't got nuthin on me.. an I know me fellow misunderstood, beat down, casterated brother is in the same boat, git his gal in here.... uh... what.. uh.. is er name agin??... uh... oh yeah! Clay, git er in here an I garentee she ain't got nuthin on em either!

I make many poor decisions and bad judgement calls but I ain't stupid enough to get into a pissing contest over my hubby's screw ups! :doh: I got just as many screw ups of my own. Talk about pouring gasoline on a fire! No, I think I'll sit that one out! But you guys and gals have at it!

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pshaw...


WE ARE NOT the "weaker vessel"....



BRING IT....(if you can)

Shooooooot.... there's nuthin wrong wit admittin I'm the model perfect husband.... an you've got NUTHIN on me........

Unlike.... two pc's, three monitors, two coffe machines, three coffee pots, one toaster oven... ya know....

:rollseyes: Actually I believe I've been your lucky charm when it comes to major disasters in your life :lol: Since you've been married to me you haven't totaled a vehicle or had a hospital stay :D I'm sure the people at Dolly Vincent Hospital think you finally got yourself killed!

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