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On Tuesday...

Went to lunch with a friend at a Mexican place...

They had this special 15$ burrito....

If you ate the whole thing, they took 15% off your entire ticket....I thought no problem.

The waitress who had worked there a year said she has only seen 2 other peeps eat this thing....

The challenge was on.....

When she brought it, the burro was at least a foot and half and had to weigh 4-5lbs....filled with pork, chicken, beans, rice, cheese, guac, and sour cream...(and this red sauce which was totally NASTY tasting)

The BIGger problem was, the meat was SOOOOOO salty, so I also put down about 4x12oz glasses of water as I ate burrito...(that's another 3 lbs for you mathematically challenged folk)


Took me an hour...but I finally got it down....saved a whopping 4 dollars off our lunch ticket...

However, I was in severe pain the rest of the afternoon...in fact, I went home sick from work...feeling like I just ate a cinder block.



I got home and was STILL thirsty...so I drank EVEN more...Wifey was crackin' up and journally (by video tape) all my moaning and groaning as I painfully lie on the couch with a 7-8lb belly....

all of a sudden, things started to backfire...

I ran to the bathroom and hurled like three times....

wifey got it all on tape...hehe.....

and NO, I won't post it.....

:rolf: :haha: :haha: :rolf:



Was it worth the 4 bucks?????

:rolf:

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no


:(

Sorry you had to go through the :puke:... Since I've been preggo I've been there several times recently... YUCK!!


I love mexican food.... :)

:rollseyes: :haha: :rolf:

so were you squatting while you were :vomit: or did you fail to live up to your Handle?

I WANNA SEE THE VIDEO!!! I won't laugh, I promise. :angel:

well any more than she already is.....

:shh:

Did your brain go AWOL or something? It didn't occur to you half way through that it wasn't worth $4 to eat something that was "totally NASTY tasting" and making you feel ill??

Oh that's right, we're talking about a male here...the pride, the challenge, the competition......the stupidity!!!!


:screwy: :screwy: :screwy:
















:haha: :rolf: :haha:

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nope....


came....saw.....CONQUERED BABY !!!!!

Yeah, sounds like IT conkered YOU!

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Don't be bitter that you're not a dude....

PFFFT! I can't even handle cinnabons...let alone a 5 pound burrito! :sick:


AND.....I'm not that stupid. :cheeky:

Say.. btw.. have they got truck parkin? I donno what red sauce thin it was ya was talkin bout but maybe I could convince em not to stick it on there, er maybe that's thier plan, make it so salty ya jes gotta have a lot to drink an havta take it to go. I'm all for savin a buck personnaly, an a bit of pukin ain't that big a deal, jes havta git me one of em wide mouth bottles to use rollin down the road.

Makes sense to make the 5lb version so nasty you don't want to finish it......

There's a place in Amraillo that has a 72 once steak, if'n you finish it it's free as well, but I hadn't heard of no one ever finishin it before, but I have heard it's a really good chunk of meat, jes a whole bunch of it is all.

I'm a bit to cheap to spend the kinda money I hear they want for it, this was long time back but it was like 150 bucks back then. No clue what it'd be now. I can jes bout pay market on a calf an git away wit a better deal then that. Less I could finish it in one sittin...

:doh: If you puke it up you're not saving 15%, you're losing 100% :doh:

Aren't you too cheap to spend $15 bucks on puke?

Boys are just SO disgusting!

But there's an IF in that... Sqautpuke... he's more likely to puke then someone like me... drinkin all that celery an broccli crap an the like... his gut cain't handle the purity of a bit of meat.

I really like that v8 commercial of the wife always boppin er husband on the head cause everthin he does is meat an she does everthin in veggies an finally tells the gal, I don't care how much you bop me in the head I don't like v8 juice. One of em v8 fusion commercials.

I.. my dear.. unlike Sqaut, can handle my meat ;)

Well, that's true!

This is where someone butts in and says GET A ROOM!!!!

Only if they've got a dirty mind :cheeky:

Well, knowing you 2 horny toads as well as I do......

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Did you filthy hippies see "Great Outdoors" with John Candy...

The one with the "Mighty 96'er".....that was funny.

BTW Louise....if you're in Flag...I'll buy and officially CHALLENGE you to match my experience (minus the vomit....)


It's at a Mexican Grill called "El Capitan".....


Send me a pm if your man enough and in Flag.....hehe


btw....they told me if I eat another one....I get a free t-shirt memorating my moment.

Hey...I saw El Capitan this wknd in yosemite :whistle: