So this week I discovered that he has a girlfriend. She keeps coming around. She hangs right by the fence in plain view! He goes up to her and sniffs her. Mostly her you-know-what. Eventually she leaves and goes home but is continually looking back.

What should I DO? :cry:

Chop Abe's nuts off an nail em to yore head board... duh!

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I discovered he snuck off last to be with this new girl. Out comes the chain!

Poor Abe....... :blink:

Neuter him and this won't be a problem...And he'll live a longer life...

Duct tape works too......

Yep, I was talking about our horny ol' dog. :gotcha: Not Abe! Although he thought it was funny. :haha:

I told Abe to get him neutered from the start. Typical male, does NOT take wife's advice. So nooooooow, we have a real problem. :rollseyes: Last night when we all went on a bike ride, the dog was suddenly right beside us when I KNOW I locked him in the fenced in area. He digs out from underneath the fence. :nono:

Anyone want a dog? :whistle:

Our neighbour's little kitty came over last night. First thing Isaiah does is pick it up and throw it to the dog. Did it again this morning. Serious fight going on! :doh:

I'm more of a cat lover than dogs. Never really liked dogs.


Raspy.............how does duct tape work in a situation like this? :blink:

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I say let the stud have some fun....

What's the harm? Only a problem for the owner of the bitch....

I was thinking that too. Abe thinks we'll get in trouble if bitcho gets preggo. :rollseyes: Well, SHE started it! What male dog isn't gonna hump a ripe butt that's in his face?

Funny, the kids noticed the dog was soooo lazy after his night of fun. What's WRONG with him??? :happy:

well if you tape it down he can't use it... then again he can't pee either.....

I stuck a sticker on his head today and he went crazy trying to get it off. :lol: I can only IMAGINE what he'd do if I stuck duct tape on him down there!!!

Link for Lena....

Ha, ha, HA. :cheeky:

I hear giving a dog peanut butter is pretty funny......

Our dog's feeling real tired now. Kids just got a free show of how puppies are made. :doh:

Oh here we go again!! It's the girl's fault 'cos the male just can't help himself and isn't responsible for controlling his own bits :rollseyes:

Shame on you Lena :nono:


Teach him to say NO!!

WE'VE TRIED!!! He doesn't listen to no! I mean, yesterday he went off on a hump trip, saw me outside and came running back and straight into his dog house. (That's what we do for his "time-outs"...he goes in tha doghouse!!) He KNOWS he's not supposed to, but he still does it! And he's so happy when he comes back home!

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Or use protection.....

Do they make dog condoms?? :blink:

Gotta say...we've got one happy houdini here. Amish neighbour just chased him off their yard.....