Title: Pick Or Blow?
Description: What are you doing w/your boogers?
squatpuke - December 20, 2005 08:23 AM (GMT)
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We've been needing a good tmi, gross-out thread lately....
So do you bros pick or blow?
rasplundjr - December 20, 2005 10:58 AM (GMT)
Depends....
If they're really crusty and painful then pick then blow, if everything is coming out okay then just blow....
squatpuke - December 20, 2005 11:14 AM (GMT)
So you're not the knuckle-deep, picker type....
rasplundjr - December 20, 2005 11:28 AM (GMT)
Only if I have one of those that hurt that I just can't get.....
I'm more squeeze the nose to see where it hurts blow and see if I can get it...
Then get what I can out any way I can...
GutterRat - December 20, 2005 01:42 PM (GMT)
Pick! Get in there and dig!!
4jacks - December 20, 2005 02:09 PM (GMT)
Does anyone else know the pain of concrete boogers after working with concrete powder in the air?
rasplundjr - December 20, 2005 02:24 PM (GMT)
Plaster and sawdust and flour... concrete not yet.....
Tar and Plastic yes....
GutterRat - December 20, 2005 02:25 PM (GMT)
Try oil snot. That's not fun either. Worked in a factory for 2 years......nasty.
rasplundjr - December 20, 2005 02:47 PM (GMT)
Injection Molding Factory for 5
clayman - December 20, 2005 05:24 PM (GMT)
I had kicked the pick habit until boot camp. Nothing like having a cold, marching in formation, and needing to get something out. So, I started picking discreetly. That was in 1987. I still do.
My six-year-old's a booger-eater. :puke:
Everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it
Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it
They think it's candy but it's not.
(or it snot - whichever fits)
- That's a song my dad taught me. :D
I bow when I can, I hate wet boogers on my fingers!
oIgo - December 21, 2005 05:39 AM (GMT)
I'd have to say working in construction I have had all types of boogers. I have had the concrete, saw dust, insulation, drywall, paint, and dirt boogers. All types and textures including the overnight right when you get up booger. I usually just blow my nose with tissue at home, but on the job I have perfected the farmers blow. One day I will teach my 5 year old son the art. Ahhhh parenting.
ok son put one finger on the side of your nose and blow baby blow!!!
Thats my boy, now clean off your shirt so we can go to church.
squatpuke - December 21, 2005 05:59 AM (GMT)
I just about always pick...
Then roll into tiny ball and flick away, wiping any excess snot on my pants....
However, if the boog is super deep, beyond reach even with a long fingernail...then a noseblow is necessary....
If no kleenex is around, or I'm outside...then just a basic farmer blow will usually get the job done. Always love that "I can breathe better" feeling after a huge boog is removed....
Care to shake hands?
As far as pick jokes:
You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends - but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli
A: Kids won't eat broccoli!
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rasplundjr - December 21, 2005 09:27 AM (GMT)
When my wife starts getting all upity on me I'll look her in the eye all serious then act like I'm going to pick her nose.... it sends her from the room screaming and prevents a fight.....
That and I just like to egg her on sometimes.
clayman - December 21, 2005 01:51 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (rasplundjr @ Dec 21 2005, 03:27 AM) |
When my wife starts getting all upity on me I'll look her in the eye all serious then act like I'm going to pick her nose.... it sends her from the room screaming and prevents a fight.....
That and I just like to egg her on sometimes. |
Now, that's something I gotta try!
rasplundjr - December 21, 2005 02:27 PM (GMT)
Best way to stop a fight is to just go limp and fall over.....
Radio Host out her in Chi does that all the time suggested it to the listeners.. my best friend tried it...
It stopped the fight... his wife just gave him a you're retarded look and walked away.....
If I tried that Misty would have a heart attack then kick me inthe head after she found out I was okay...
damn high blood pressure takes the real fun things away.....