A couple days ago, Mrs. Enigma "buddy listed" me.

What do you have to brag about?

Um.......

I'll think about it. :wall:

Dang, I don't know if I can beat being on Mrs. E's buddy list...


I skipped 62 Days my Senior Year in High School and Still Graduated with a "C" !! =)

Geez. I suppose, it would be beside the point to ask if you learned anything that year. (or ever)

hey, that's not fair, i was actually the good kid.
I have a 3.4 gpa in college and have only missed like 3 or 4 classes in years.

HMMM, lets see, something to brag about.

Oh oh, I know....I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico :haha:

6 days until Christmas and I only have 1 gift left to buy!

I just got done ironing our new tablecloth & 8 napkins....now, that was F-U-N!!! :wall:

Ha! I can beat that! I finished on Saturday! Ha! :thumbsup:

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I broke my right hand about 7 years ago...(long story)...

sooooo

I can wipe my butt AND brush my teeth with my left hand !

(sig worthy)

My wife is perpetually horny?

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DUDE...you're supposed to brag on YOURSELF...not your wife.

Okay okay I picked a wife that's perpetually horny.....

Keep it clean here people!! EEEW that is just not what I wanted to hear about first thing in the morning!!

Well I was staying clean.....

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Okay brag about something CLEAN.......

Darn fuddy duddies.....

Got nothin.......

:eek:

You ain't seen nothing yet..... I could actually fill that box if I wanted too.....


it's the redneck gift.....

I used to win academic competitions by knowing completely useless trivia.
AND at one time I memorized the books of Romans and James for Bible Quiz.
Yes, I did that for fun...I was a sad sad little geek.

I learned enough about AS400 in under a year to impress my former supervisor who new it inside and out. And forgot it just as quickly when I came to work for another employer....


Oh and I managed to keep a brand new girlfriend when I had to start wokring 13 days straight one day off 13 on 1 off for most of a year, and managed to convince said beauty to marry me....

YOU WIN! ... Hands down, no contest

In Football my senior year of High School I lead the state in tackles, take aways, and knock outs.

Oh how delightfully funny you all can be! Though, perhaps a little class would be in order? Let me think, what can I brag about? I once ruptured a testy from being knocked off a roof and landing on a pipe. Spent 14 days in ICU and lived! Would this count as .. dare I say the word, 'braggable'?

:eek:

that hurts just thinking about it!

First you complain that we've got no class, then you post that! :thumbsup: ! You'll fit right in!

I drink my coffee right out of the pot :coffee: , but my wife likes hers polluted with cream and sugar. I've figured out how to mix hers just right, and she says she can't mix it as well as me.

Perhaps you missed that I skipped many of these.

:doh:

I saw through A2J's fake ID and dialect!!

:booyah:

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I can pick up a dime with a forklift....

ahh yeah - I learned that trick. Good trick!

Okay, I seriously have to know how you pick up a dime w/ the forklift...
I was pretty good on the stand up lifts, but to be quite honest, my wife is the best forklift operator I know.

5:30 am and I have not yet succumbed to coffee :D

Not really something I can explain - but I'll try...

basically, put the dime on the ground - you have to adjust the fork to the correct angle & run the fork lift backwards over the top of the coin. The coin will fip up and onto the fork. Not sure if that gives you an accurate understanding - but....it works.

Knocked two guys unconscious during a football game - totally legal hits.

Did you do something to upset her?

I was just taking a look at her list and it looked like she unbuddied you. :|

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One time, in H.S., I ran a mile in 5:58....

One time in HS I ran... darn ice cream truck was too fast though.... couldn't catch it....


Seriously

I used to be able to run a mile without feeling like I was going to have a heart attack....

for current bragging....

I got better than normal hugs from wife and kids before I went to work today....
:D

Never have - never will -

I don't know. Maybe the original "buddying" was an accident. But I didn't make it up. I swear! Here's a copy of the PM.

Besides the fact that I can so beat the crap outta Squat and GR....I have nothing to brag about. :P