....a hickey to your kids?

"Mom, what are those red spots on your neck?"

"You're father sucked me like a vampire last night"....? :dunno:

Seems like we've been through that with Kat but I don't remember what we said. I wonder if Louis remembers.

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Maybe I'm just too mature for you squids...but hickies are sooooo Junior High....


but if you MUST....tell them their curling iron burns.....

I kinda agree...I have never been given a hickie by my husband....

Why do people get them and what for?????? :dunno:

I know... I probably sound stupid...

I never use a curling iron. Ya want me to LIE to my kids?? :naughty:

Hickeys are NOT junior high...they bring considerable pleasure during foreplay. :eyebrows: They just leave a mark later on. B)

Hmmm...What do I know? :doh:

Yeah, it's not necessarily the hickie that's fun but it's how you get it.

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FOREPLAY? What the heck is that?


(runs off to google)

Geez, and you were knocking my man's abilities...seems like you might need to brush up on your skills!

We try to leave them places that are easily hidden by clothes.. even in warm weather

Hickey??.....I dream of a hickey........:drool:



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You can! Just suck on your upper arm. That's what Isaiah used to do all the time. He showed the boys on his bus how to give themselves hickies. :lol: Better to themselves than to each other, I say.

I have told hubby this, but he seems to think that my neck is much more fun. Not that I'm complaining..... :angel:

I just need a creative way to explain this to the kids. Even if I tell them that daddy sucked on my neck....ok, then what? Luke would probably be all "Oh, that's so gross!" (He's at that age.) But Candace might be curious as to what else may have happened...