.
.
How do you handle your wife when she isn't submissive?

That's easy. Just beat the crap outta him till he DOES listen! :cheeky:

Yeah, yeah...I'm not a husband. :butt:

.
.
AND your NOT submissive....


(poor abe)

I'm not submissive? You know this hooooooooooowwwwwww????????????

:lena:




Squat is :screwy:

:snooze:

.
.
wimen are like fine rugs.....




They should be taken outside and beaten every week....

Uh...You obviously don't know much about the care of "fine rugs". You just can't beat them. Ratty old cheapy rugs, sure, but fine ones...you gotta treat them well.. B)

Oooooooooooh yeah...... :eyebrows:

My wife was raised by southern baptists.. she's way too submissive.....

:hmm:

Wait, no, I better not say that, or I could lose my pair.

:nono:

.
.
Could be construed as birth control...might that be a good thing?


Rip away good bro...big red can take it.

:chicken:

Good on ya String, glad he knows his place :thumbsup:

:haha:

SEE BASIL!!!!



sheesh....

Been meanin to tuch on this, but have had bad service last few days....

As ya'll know Sarah got back... now my work begins... agin... she needs a refresher course in 'who's da man 101', needs a good thrashin from time to time, she's been allowed for the past month to git away wit murder, showin all er womens lib bull, so yes, pitty me... for I have another long road ahead of me.......

walkin the streets at night in london while 6 months prego.. oh yes.. the :fan: is certainly goin to hit the fan when I git home. Perhaps one day I will manage to have er permanetly trained to avoid future problems, but I should think it to be a lifes work which shall not be finished in this life time ;)

.
.
Finally a real man steps up....



(Did I really say that?)

Blah, blah, blaaaaaaaaaah..............whatever.......... :popcorn:

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Sorry Louis but I just can't stop laughing ....... :haha:

I've had an image in my all day.... If I *could* git home, I want to kick the front door down, grab Sarah by er pony tail, stomp through the back door draggin er behind me wit my great huge over sized club into the back yard an jes club the day lights out of my woman.

You knwo the image I'm thinkin bout don't ya? The old cartoon of cave men, in one hand is his womans hair while she's draggin behind em, an the other hand has a huge club slung over thier shoulder....

feminazi's blow! Er least they should, then at least they couldn't talk ;)

.
.
did you just call sarah a feminazi?

no.. an she's not... she jes... well.. she's some what... impressionable... so if I'm gone to long.... er she goes to the 'mother land'... hangs round wit er sister er mother... er even er cosin who had had a baby the day before an STILL wouldn't let er husband drive..... well.. you git the idea..........

.
.
Louise...do you get the feeling your like number 12 on "her" list....

I get that feeling with my bac also....I'm typically WAY below her Ma and Pa, and the kids, then her friends, then her friends friends...somewhere just below the dog thinks I.

Nevermind...

Oh you poor abused victim :( there there, *pat *pat it's ok, we won't let that mean o'l good for nuthin, useless, slackin lazy ass jerk wadded husband of yours git you down.........................................



I do therefore rest my case.

Well.... now... in real life... I called Sarah last night to pick on er for er post an all I got was a 'emotional moment'... so that sorta stole all the thunder out... I think I am tired of er bein prego, she's been prego for like half the time I've known er.. I think that's quite enough

Yeah I donno Squat... I truly do not know, I donno where I am ranked, I could tell you where *I* think I am ranked, I'd be blasted out of the water though for what *I* think... but whatever... I don't think my wife throws me down the pooper chute all the time er anythin but I donno... the last two months have been the s**t's for sure... so tell me, how do you deal wit it? because I'm ready to jes quit, give up, roll over an die I am sooooo very tired of shear bulls**t that others would argue is jes me bein an ass, though I have no doubt nor do I deny that I have been, can an likely will be an ass in the future.... what do you do?

.
.
I tolerate her puttin' the kids in front of me...shoot I probably do that to her as well...


I really get ticked with her Mom and Dad and friends get more respect...chaps my hinnie and I let her know about it...usually in a whiney, sarcastic tone...and it is a GREAT weapon when I want to demonstrate how much she DOESN'T love me...hehe. Guilt...gotta love it.

Probably what bugs me most is when the above peeps call during our family time...usually to tell wifey about something VERY trivial...

For instance, a friend called the other night (after 9pm) to tell DW she finally picked out a freakin' wedding gown....SHEESH. Ever heard of CallerID and voicemail...give me a freakin' break.

Wifey has a damn orgasm everytime the phone rings....I hate that thing.

Gotta update this here a bit..... it's goin to take years....

Flat out, it's goin to take years to retrain Sarah.... I came home saturday night, I was instructed by my lovely bride that I would need to git sumthin to eat before I got home cause, an I'm paraphrasin here, a snow ball in hell stood a better chance of not meltin then I did of gittin a home cooked meal. Then Sunday rolled round, an uh.. no, I didn't git no lovin Saturday night either, instead I was insulted by er frickin tooth paste, then sunday... agin, no home cooked meal but rather I had to PAY for all of em to eat pizza, but what really torqued me off..... that ... woman God made for me out an out refused to make beans! I haven't had any decent beans in two months now an she refused to make any....

Took me years to git er trained so at least life was bearible 10% of the time.... now it's all gone down the tube... it's my fault really... I thought I could let er off er leash for a lil while trustin she wouldn't run but.... I was saddly mistaken... guess it's time to brin out the choke hold agin.......

:violin:

:rollseyes:

God if only I could get Misty to cook once in a while instead of reheat......