Flood Destroys President Bush's Library
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>Crawford, Texas - A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
>library of President Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom
>where both of the books were kept.
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>Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was
>devastated, since he was almost finished coloring the second one.
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>The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.
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