Title: Hooters girls are the unsung heroines
Description: of relationship therapy
sf49erfan - September 18, 2007 04:47 PM (GMT)
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| Channel all temptation toward the girl you left at home. Example: When out for a night with the boys, go to Hooters, not a strip club or roadhouse. Hooters girls are the unsung heroines of relationship therapy--gorgeous, chatty, and so untouchable that you always go home hungry. Your gal has no idea her sex life will improve tenfold when you get there. |
rasplundjr - September 18, 2007 07:05 PM (GMT)
I even think of stepping in a hooters and I'll have whiplash fromt he divorce papers .... and prolly a few broken ribs from my wife.....
I can still have the food I just have to have somebody run and pick it up... hmmm buffalo chicken sandwich....
clayman - September 18, 2007 07:18 PM (GMT)
Hooters - what's that?
<ahem>
ere we go again! :popcorn:
Keneke - September 18, 2007 07:32 PM (GMT)
Does MEN'S HEALTH magazine have any good articles?
DH went to HOOTERS. He was at a work mtg and that's where it was held. No biggy...I don't/didn't care. :rollseyes:
sf49erfan - September 18, 2007 07:46 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Keneke @ Sep 18 2007, 03:32 PM) |
Does MEN'S HEALTH magazine have any good articles?
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It was a good article. It explained how to avoid the temptation to cheat on your wife.
Keneke - September 18, 2007 07:50 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (sf49erfan @ Sep 18 2007, 01:46 PM) |
| QUOTE (Keneke @ Sep 18 2007, 03:32 PM) | Does MEN'S HEALTH magazine have any good articles?
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It was a good article. It explained how to avoid the temptation to cheat on your wife.
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I don't know...
Bra support/boobs last week, Hooters this week... :rollseyes:
clayman - September 18, 2007 08:08 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (sf49erfan @ Sep 18 2007, 01:46 PM) |
| QUOTE (Keneke @ Sep 18 2007, 03:32 PM) | Does MEN'S HEALTH magazine have any good articles?
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It was a good article. It explained how to avoid the temptation to cheat on your wife.
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Yeah - go lust after other women in hot pants and tight shirts so you can come home and ravish (or is it ravage?) your wife. Sounds like "Honey, dress up as a ho' and let me be yo' pimp!" :rollseyes:
rasplundjr - September 18, 2007 08:19 PM (GMT)
When I feel the urge to cheat on Misty.... wait I haven't yet.....
Well if it ever does happen I'll let you know what I do.....
Stringaling - September 18, 2007 08:55 PM (GMT)
Didn't Jesus say that when you lust after a woman in your heart that it is the same as having committed adultery?
squatpuke - September 18, 2007 10:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Stringaling @ Sep 18 2007, 01:55 PM) |
| Didn't Jesus say that when you lust after a woman in your heart that it is the same as having committed adultery? |
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No, no, no....
Matthew WROTE that Jesus said that....
We have no real proof though.
(hehe)
GutterRat - September 18, 2007 11:05 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Sep 18 2007, 04:17 PM) |
| QUOTE (Stringaling @ Sep 18 2007, 01:55 PM) | | Didn't Jesus say that when you lust after a woman in your heart that it is the same as having committed adultery? |
. . No, no, no....
Matthew WROTE that Jesus said that....
We have no real proof though.
(hehe)
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Very true....and...what if I'm not lusting in my heart....only in my mind?
B)
clayman - September 18, 2007 11:28 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Stringaling @ Sep 18 2007, 02:55 PM) |
| Didn't Jesus say that when you lust after a woman in your heart that it is the same as having committed adultery? |
Yes - and that was my point. Spiritually, going to Hooters so you can eyeball other women is the same as going to a brothel and paying for it.
GutterRat - September 19, 2007 12:03 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayman @ Sep 18 2007, 05:28 PM) |
| QUOTE (Stringaling @ Sep 18 2007, 02:55 PM) | | Didn't Jesus say that when you lust after a woman in your heart that it is the same as having committed adultery? |
Yes - and that was my point. Spiritually, going to Hooters so you can eyeball other women is the same as going to a brothel and paying for it.
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Right...but without the....well,...ya know. :nono:
Hooters ain't all that! I tend to lose my appetite while watchin' some skank walk across the room in shorty shorts - while her oversized booty screams for mercy! :unsure:
If they are gonna claim what they claim - they really need to tighten their hiring standards. :whistle:
andiesmama - September 19, 2007 02:14 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Keneke @ Sep 18 2007, 03:32 PM) |
Does MEN'S HEALTH magazine have any good articles?
DH went to HOOTERS. He was at a work mtg and that's where it was held. No biggy...I don't/didn't care. :rollseyes: |
:thumbsup:
When mom was in the hospital, Andie & Ty took my dad to Hooters for his birthday lunch.......
........Andie loved the balloon........ B)
If it would cause a guy to stumble, then by all means stay away! But not all men who go into Hooters go to check out the wimmen. And like the 'Rat said, lotsa times the girls there "ain't all that"........ :nod:
clayman - September 19, 2007 03:40 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayman @ Sep 18 2007, 05:28 PM) |
| QUOTE (Stringaling @ Sep 18 2007, 02:55 PM) | | Didn't Jesus say that when you lust after a woman in your heart that it is the same as having committed adultery? |
Yes - and that was my point. Spiritually, going to Hooters so you can eyeball other women is the same as going to a brothel and paying for it.
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Follow the OP to this post:
Going to Hooters and ogling women with skimpy clothes helps you be more faithful. :screwy:
Ogling any woman to whom you are not married is lust - and, purely defined, that lust = adultery. I'm not saying any man who goes to Hooters is committing adultery. Only if your main objective is to smooth over the fact that your not going to a topless joint since you're looking at clothed women.
This is why I said
| QUOTE (clayman @ Sep 18 2007, 01:18 PM) |
Hooters - what's that?
<ahem>
ere we go again! :popcorn: |
Honey - September 19, 2007 05:01 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Keneke @ Sep 18 2007, 03:32 PM) |
Does MEN'S HEALTH magazine have any good articles?
DH went to HOOTERS. He was at a work mtg and that's where it was held. No biggy...I don't/didn't care. :rollseyes: |
Did you have crazy, wild sex that night? :P
rasplundjr - September 19, 2007 07:30 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (GutterRat @ Sep 18 2007, 06:03 PM) |
Right...but without the....well,...ya If they are gonna claim what they claim - they really need to tighten their hiring standards. :whistle: |
Or at least loosen their clothing.....
| QUOTE (clayman @ Sep 18 2007, 05:28 PM) |
Yes - and that was my point. Spiritually, going to Hooters so you can eyeball other women is the same as going to a brothel and paying for it. |
But MUCH less expensive and only half the guilt..... (There is a LOT of sarcasm in that statement I do not condone nor engage in either behaviour)
rasplundjr - September 19, 2007 07:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (rasplundjr @ Sep 19 2007, 01:30 PM) |
| QUOTE (GutterRat @ Sep 18 2007, 06:03 PM) | Right...but without the....well,...ya If they are gonna claim what they claim - they really need to tighten their hiring standards. :whistle: |
Or at least loosen their clothing.....
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wait that can be taken so wrongly... let them wear clothing that isnt' as tight and restrictive.... and showy....
Though I'm trying to talk Misty in wearing a hooters girl outfit for me.....
Hmmmm Hooter Girl Misty...... Funny enough it actually sounds like a Hooter Girl name....
Keneke - September 19, 2007 08:43 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Honey @ Sep 19 2007, 11:01 AM) |
| QUOTE (Keneke @ Sep 18 2007, 03:32 PM) | Does MEN'S HEALTH magazine have any good articles?
DH went to HOOTERS. He was at a work mtg and that's where it was held. No biggy...I don't/didn't care. :rollseyes: |
Did you have crazy, wild sex that night? :P
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:naughty: He was out of town/different state...