You may have seen this before but I still enjoy it. Thought you might as well



How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry
basket according to lights and darks.


Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.


If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.


Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.


Get in the shower.


Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.


Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.


Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.


Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced.


Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.


Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
cake body wash.


Rinse conditioner off hair.


Shave armpits and legs.


Turn off shower.


Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.


Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.


Get out of shower.


Dry with towel the size of a small country.


Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.


Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel
on head.


If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.


How To Shower Like a Man


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.


If you see wife along the way, shake 'private part' at her
making the 'woo-woo' sound.


Look at your manly physique in the mirror.


Admire the size of your 'private part' and scratch your bum.


Get in the shower.


Wash your face.


Wash your armpits.


Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
them off.


Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.


Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.


Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on
the soap.


Wash your hair.


Make a Shampoo Mohawk.


Wee.


Rinse off and get out of shower.


Partially dry off.


Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of bath the whole time.


Admire willy size in mirror again.


Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
fan on.


Return to bedroom with towel around waist.


If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake 'private part' at her
and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.


Throw wet towel on bed.

Sarah's not like that AT ALL! Infact.. an I admit, she's gotten loads better wit it, but she used to leave er wet towels everwhere... drove me nuts, so I started becomin the offical towel picker uper, even posted bout it on cf once... no one there was helpful at all, bunch of sef righteous so an so's I would say. These days, she walks round naked more often then I, I wear some under pants jes cause.... Kat is gittin tall enough she's at the WAY wrong position when she wants to tackel me er play er give me a hug etc, so I started wearin sumthin. It's completely opposite for us, I'm always the one worried bout water on the floor an the like... but I do admit... I blow my nose in the shower, fart at times an of course always 'wee', an occasionally I shake a certain part of my anntomy hehe

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:lol: I guess I am more like the guy one minus of course the gross stuff like peeing, farting and snotting. I guess since Kat's a girl it's not that big of a deal for me to cover up but I'm sure as Liam gets older that'll change.

How To Shower Like a Man


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
and leave them in a pile. Just so they are easy to pick up later and put in the laundry!

Walk naked to the bathroom. A great opportunity to teach the children about the differences in the genders!


If you see wife along the way, shake 'private part' at her
making the 'woo-woo' sound. Actually our "private parts" do this on their own- it's a sign that we find our wives very attractive. The 'woo-woo' sound actually is just the noise the penis itself makes when shaken about, kind of like one of those noise-makers at New Year's Eve.


Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Just thanking God for His beautiful creation!


Admire the size of your 'private part' and scratch your bum. This is much like your "breast exam" it's really important that we do this before every shower. When's the last time you gave yourself a breast exam?


Get in the shower.


Wash your face.


Wash your armpits.


Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
them off. Just trying to save a tree so our children can play under them with our grandchildren. Excuse us for caring about the environment.


Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. When we were dating you found this funny too!


Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area. For the record we enjoy it when you get near this part of our body so of course we need to keep it as clean as possible so there is even a chance of this!


Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on
the soap. We love you and we want you to use those course hairs on the soap to scrub your body with- it works like the loofa.


Wash your hair.


Make a Shampoo Mohawk. You smiled once when we did this so we keep doing it in hopes that you'll walk in again and smile at us.


Wee. No sense in wasting more water.


Rinse off and get out of shower.


Partially dry off. We like to air dry, plus it saves the towel for tomorrow so you don't have to do more laundry.


Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of bath the whole time. If we noticed it we'd have to clean it up- we weren't born yesterday.


Admire willy size in mirror again. "God is so good, God is so good, He's so good to me..."


Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
fan on. The fan will eventually dry out the mat and the entire bathroom. This is better than just closing everything off and letting mold take it's course.


Return to bedroom with towel around waist. Who says we're not modest?


If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake 'private part' at her
and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Again, if you weren't so gosh darn beautiful it wouldn't do this and we're sorry for the 'woo-woo' sound.


Throw wet towel on bed. For the record the towel isn't that wet because we don't dry ourselves anyway. Besides, whatever water is on the towel will seep into the sheets and then evaporate taking the stinkyness away with it so you don't have to clean the sheets as often- you should give it a try!

Seige's commentary is funnier than the original!! :lol:

Oldie but goldie. :thumbsup:

:rolf:

OK Seige, I gotta give it to ya. That was hilarious!!

:haha:

I was serious...

:rolf: :rolf: It bought tears to my eyes with laughter .......