INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance --particularly in the

flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such

as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable

programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to

download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If

that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run

the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to

Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying

additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

:rollseyes:

This solution is much quicker and easier

:lena:

that oughta get the program running smoothly

Sheesh....how typical.

It was all TOO true.

:haha: :dunno: It was funny

:rollseyes: :haha:

Ooh! Keneke said Squat was FUNNY!

:nono:

:D

:lol:

If only it were that easy...

Heh,

I just found the "Wife 1.0" joke on the internet.

Yeh..reminded me of wife 1.0 too..:)