My frickin 5 year old know what sex is!!!

:wine: but wit a few whiskey shots instead :) Week er so ago, we put Kat to bed, an a hour an half later, Sarah an I are tryin to git busy in bed. Jes bout time we're busy, an I'm really tryin to keep from TMI here, but suffice it to say she was on top an leave it at that. Kat comes into our room an jes blasts out (I never even knew she'd come in lol)

"Why are you havin sex in the MIDDLE of the night!!!"

Well that jes bout killed everthin right then an there, I tried the whole, I'm helpin mamas back out, that didn't work, so I went on to "well we were jes wresttlin" That seemed to pease er for the night, but JR was a lil shy after that, I mean my FIVE year old daughter come in there an in a very disapprovin tone stated why on earth are we havin sex in the middle of the night?!?!?

The next mornin I tried to exaplin to a 5 year old that sex was ok but ONLY between a mamma an a daddy.... I'm really rather concerend bout er actually, I wouldn't have thouht she'd know what to call it at 5!! So.. any other words of wisdom for this one?

Put locks on your doors... :rollseyes:

I ahd em once.. but.. ya see... an I'll git beat for sayin this... but I should be suffeinectly drunk enouff now not to feel tha pain... Sarah.. ya see.. she has a bit of this... well..... ya see it's a well known fact round Willacy county, that she has a smiddgein of a temper? An ya see.. well.. one night.. she wasn't to pleased... cain't member wit what now... but she kinda slightly bumped the door wit a high rate of speed wit er foot... an well the door latch jes ain't what it used to be no more... ya see.....

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Too funny!! Haven't had that happen to us yet......of course, we lock our door if there's a chance Andrea will walk in on us......... :gotcha:

Why am I not surprised? I think you've said this once before.....:unsure:

Oh that's right!! :happy:

Kat was watching a movie or something and walked in on them........ :P

Really? I don't actually member that off hand. I do know this is the first time she's fired off at us wit the whole yellin "why in the middle of the night etc etc " as if we had jes got caught by our parents. I know a couple days after that I was chasin er mamma round the kitchen an witout missin a beat Kat says sumthin like "No! You cain't have sex in the ketchen! Go to YOUR room!"

:doh: Another day in the A2J household.....:P

I'm fairly confident that Andrea doesn't even know what the word SEX means..... :doh:

Our kids all think kissing is GROSS! Never mind about trying to find out what sex is! Although I think Luke might know a little bit. Not the details....stupid punks at public school. :rollseyes: No innocence there, I tell ya!

What's scary is little Kat is HOMEschooled!! :blink: :faint:



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I KNOW!!! That's what's kinda got me concerned a bit. We never have had this whole, slot A shaft B discussion type thin, I really don't know why she would think that such an such acts are er would be sexual in natrue. We do NOT do anythin in front of the kids at all. Oh a lil kissin grabbin that sorta thin, but everthin else is private, I do not understand where she got the idea... an what's more horrifyin to me is, I wonder how long she'd been standin there! I Normally can hear the door open but I don't member hearin it an I don't know how long she was there. Innocenece is one of those thins, I wish you could grow it in a jar er sumthin an give it away, cause once it's gone it's all gone :(

Where's Sarah? What does she have to say about the girl's biological knowledge?

Course, it seems like it may head off some discomfort later in discussing the topic...

don't you guys have like cows or horses or something? Or live next to them? Surely she's seen stuff with the animals about...That would make it easier to explain too...

Kat knows quite a lot. Having Liam last year and her going to the appointments and learning about the making of babies she learned quite a bit. I don't think she has an unhealthy knowledge or anything.

Wow..Wish I had an easy way to educate my kids about that...With the baby that is really neat how you were able to use that as a teaching tool..

Same here. Kiddo's have no clue :) :booyah:

we haven't really told them anything, but seeing as we have no door on our bedroom, I don't know what they may have seen.. :eek:

We have curtain hung, but that's about as useless as one square of toilet paper...

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We LOCK our door each and every time. Don't take NO chances.

:cry: waaaaaaa you guys are making me sad... I want a door! I want a door! String throws tantrum I want a real bedroom!!! I want a real live bedroom door! Waaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:


Guess I had better just be :quote: patient :quote: and wait till we can move :popcorn:


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I actually don't think it's a big deal for kids to know about sex. It's what they know about sex that may be a problem.

So....how can they "know" but "not know"?

I don't follow....:dunno:

I'd have a big problem if my young child came and told me (or worse, someone ELSE) that mommy and daddy were having SEX in bed last night. A child shouldn't have to know that. Not until at least the double digits. Know what I mean? Who knows...maybe I AM a prude! :yikes:

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What I meant was that to me there's a difference between my child knowing that sex was something that a husband and wife did to show love to each other and my child thinking that sex should be something she should be trying to do because she heard from her friend that it's cool and feels really good.