Yeah, I know we have a thread already, but I HAVE to tell you guys 2 things that Andie did/said recently:

1) So you know Ty had lasik done.....we have this HUGE jar we throw our change in, so we rolled a bunch up to help with the downpayment....Andie helped by sorting the coins into piles. Anyhow, I took them to the bank (with my lovely daughter) to deposit them. Busy lunch hour. Got up to the teller, hauled them up onto her counter, and my daughter pipes up, "My daddy is having an operation and we had to save our pennies!" :string:

2) Andie & I were at mom's visiting her the other week.....(I went as much as possible, seeing as she's been so sick)...anyhow, Andie was playing dress-up, and went into mom's bathroom to look at herself in the mirror. Mom's got a makeup vanity with a stool, Andie climbed up on the stool to check herself out. Next thing I know, she comes walking quietly out of the bathroom and says to me, "Mommy, there's an emergency in grandma's bathroom!" So I'm thinking the worst, like she broke a perfume bottle or something......I go back in there, and she points to the counter and says, "Somebody lost their teeth!" My mom's got lower dentures, she'd left them in the cup on the counter..... :rolf: Can you imagine what Andrea was thinking?? :blink:

Way to go, Andie! She's got a great sense of humour...yeah, I know she's only 5....but still! :lol:

I love the toothe thing! That's great!

:haha: That's too funny

I've got one, too!
Yesterday, I was driving to my in-laws to drop the boys off for the day. Christopher asked if Tessa was going to stay there, too. I said no and explained that Tessa only eats Mama milk so she has to stay with me. Christopher pipes up "Can't she drink Grandma milk?" :D

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My oldest saw how nice and shiny the car was out of the body shop today (yay!) :stars: :clap: and said,





Remember, she's 8 years old...







"Momma, you need to get in more wrecks so the car can be nice and shiny!" :nono:

ahhhhhh.....out of the mouths of babes........ :P

My kids are always saying funny things....I just can't remember them! :bonk:

Is this jes funny thins kids say? er can we throw in funny thins spouses say? Cause Sarah jes said sumthin awful funny to me... cept I showed er my finger wit the damage that she'd like me to use... so I'm not sure it's useful here... thin.. kn9ow?

Ok, got one!

Not really what he SAID, but what he was DOING while I was doing my workout.

I was doing my hip stretches. You stand straight then alternate bending your knees. First one, then the other......Well, Luke was sitting behind me on the couch and as I was doing the hip stretches, he's making these farting noises with his hands. Yanno, how they hold both hands in front of their mouth and blow....producing the most RUDE noise! :blink:
So, as I was doing my stretches, he was keeping time! I smacked his :butt: for that! :naughty:

Now, THAT'S funny!! :rolf:

Lena has SUCH a crude faimly.... anyone notice that?

OH MAN! Luke's a boy after my heart!
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My youngest was crying (he was in trouble) so I offered him water to drink after our talk and he said 'No more water, I don't want to make anymore tears" :dunno:

And my oldest said "Beef is my favorite vegetable" :doh:

Yeah, I kinda figured that. :gotcha:

:rollseyes: At least my kids don't yell at me and hubby to go have sex in our BEDROOM! :P

Maybe he thought you were gonna dump the water onto his head? :tease: :happy:

LOL. He opted for MILK instead. :unsure:

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I've got a funny! :D

Today we went to the beach and we brought along this inflatable kick board. Abe and all his hot air blew the thing up, and as we were leaving and letting the air out of the thing, Luke wanted to help. So Abe tells him to squeeze the nipple to let the air out faster (the rubber things where you blow into) so Luke grabs one of HIS OWN nipples and starts squeezing (as he was told, yanno) and starts screaming, "IT HURTS! IT HURTS!" :haha:

Good thing the beach was fairly empty and people were few and far between! :lol:

oh my goodness :rolf: I hope he didnt hurt himself to bad.

This more like a :thanks: moment....

Luke & hubby were outside practicing batting. After watching them a while, I went up and took the bat. Hit the ball 3 times (made hubby chase after the ball...hehe)....he was pitching anyway...:P

I came in to continue doing laundry when I hear Luke hollering in the window, "Mom! I hit the ball ALMOST as far as you did!" :thanks: B) :D

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'Nother one....:D

Painting Candace's fingernails and mumbled to myself how runny the nail polish was (Sally Hanson Extreme Hardware or whatever...) Candace pipes up with, "Yep! As runny as a nose!"

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Dang, my kids just CRACK ME UP! :lol:

We oughta make this a sticky. B)

Kids were channel surfing (the very few we have :rollseyes:) they came across a staticky Barney show and Luke says to Candace, "Didn't you know Barney got fired?" Candace is like, "No. Why?" Luke: "Because he swearded in front of the kids!"

At the moment, that cracked me up. :D

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Swearded eh?


Yesterday YS asked "When we're done grocery-ing" can we play with play-doh... :doh:

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As I cleaned yesterday :faint: OS and YS were playing with Legos. And this is what I heard.
YS:"You know what Jesus' last name is"?
OS: "Jesus doesn't have a last name"
YS: "Yes he does"
OS: "No YS. He doesn't have a last name"
YS: "Yes He does! Jesus' last name is Lord"

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Also, OS school campanion came up to me during the owl visit at school on Thursday and said "MY brother got stunked by a skunk" :string: :happy:

Luke says to me the other day: Mom, don't you ever sleep? You're still up when we go to bed and you're awake when we get up in the morning. Don't you sleep?


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My kids have SO many funnies all the time, I can't keep up.

But yesterday as hubby was leaving for work, I said, "Bye, bye loverboy"...:eyebrows: So Isaiah repeated it in several tones of voices....bye, bye loverboy! Over and over....:haha:

Oh here's one (maybe I posted it already, Andie said it awhile back):

She said something and I told her "You think you're pretty funny, don't you?"
She goes, "I think I'm pretty but I don't think I'm funny!"

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:lol: She's quite the lil snarky one, eh?