Last night, before I left the room after tucking in my 4 year old son, he asked me a question. He always does this topostpone actually going to bed and sleeping. Last night he asked me "What if I pooped forever?" We'd had this conversation the week before and I told him the same thing: "Well, we'd have to take you to the hospital because you'd be dehydrated and they'd have to give you some stop-pooping-pills...But you wouldn't be able to lay in the bed until the pills started working because you'd have to be on the hospital toiled because you couldn't stop pooping...." :nono:

Do any of your kids come up with these kinds of ideas??

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Kid after my own heart.

I snap at my daughter all the time for questions like that.....

A lot of them are too morbid for a kid her age to think about and I''m wondering wherer the hell she get them from.......

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Nothing that I can recall recently. My kids ask me questions all the time...I have yet to hear of a "dumb" one.

He once asked me why God made turtles....I said I really don't know and then he asked me "What are they for?" :doh:

Ok. Got one for ya. Luke kinda reminded me of your kid. He was in the tub last night and kept farting. I'd left the room and he hollers, "I farted SIX times in a row!" So I went back to congratulate him and he asks, "What would happen if we farted forever?" I just had to laugh, 'cos I never even mentioned reading this thread to him. I think I told him that we'd end up floating to Mars, or something. :happy:

:rolf: Boys are gross! :haha:

Kat loves to ask... insanely dumb questions, I try my best to answer them the best I can, but it always ends up in some philisophical discussion of why this er that, eventually it comes down to thins like, because that's the way God wanted it. End of story.

She asks bout animals, why sharks live in water, things like that all the time. I think she jes wants to engage in conversation really, but there are days..... man there are days when I jes want to duct tape er mouth shut for a lil while hehe

My daughter is something else. Know what she does in Walmart in the intimates section? When it comes to the bras, she'll go up and pat them with her hands. She'd do it to every bra, if I'd let her. :happy:

That's the ticket right there. They want to hold on to every last minute of the day, so they come up with some crazy question off the top of their head.

I have an answer about turtles - they're nature's speed bumps. :)

Well that speed bump wouldn't hurt! he asked me that after I had stopped the car and gotten everyone out to look at the approx. 10 inch snapping turtle crossing the road...

My two year old told me, while we were coing home from the grocery store two days ago, "You crewed up my whole day, Mommy."

"I crewed up your whole day?"

"Yeah. You crewed up my whole day, Mommy."

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you got your kid a crew... cool!!1