What's the first thing you do.

I try to fight my way to my wife (if she's home) and give her akiss and tell ehr I love her....

*if wife is home*

There is no way around it....
You have to pet the dogs, you can't put anything down, you can't get two feet in the door, you have to pet the dogs....
Then it's kisses from the wife as soon as possible, without getting eaten by a dog

*if wife is not home*

Then I have time to put down whatever I have on my person and take my coat off.
I go let the dogs out of they're room, and commence with being trampled on.


Gotta love the dogs

IF the wife is home -
gotta pet the dog first - otherwise she won't leave me alone. Then - give the daughter a hug - otherwise she will start to cry.

The - give the wife a kiss.

When the wife comes home - I want her to give me some time alone.... without kids....