I said I'd post here after a few of the girls posted over in the guys section...

If I'm lucky a moderator will kick me out for a week because I have a penis and am posting in the women's section!

You big GIRL!
:SHANIA:

Let's see dem boobs! :P

Ewe arrrrr fishally wormed, seej!

The gender rules here are only suggestions, apparently. Mods started breaking the rules and then nobody really cared.

Here's my boobs!

As an initiation gift, you will bereceiving your very own Bro in the mail within two weeks!

:rolf:

I prefer the "man-zierre"!

I figured I could get around the rules here in the women's section by tucking my wiener between my legs and looking like a really ugly european, hairy woman.


(btw, my wife absolutely hates it when I tuck it back... it totally grosses her out... which means I have to keep doing it to bother her. Maybe I'll do it tonight!)

:sick:
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!
I am so glad my husband has never done that...........
:faint:

Yep typical boy!! :rollseyes:

It grosses my wife out so I just HAVE to do it :lena:

Tuck it in?? HOW? :dunno:

Are you serious!!!???!??!?!?!

Have your husband sit on a couch, unexcited. Stuff will naturally just fall down. Have him close his legs and stand up (don't stand up all the way, it will hurt!).

Give it a shot!

http://www.mathcs.duq.edu/~fa01mcguire/images/mangina.jpg

:lol:

Ty has done that before.....it IS :sick:

Yep, it's official...you guys are CRAZY!!! My husband saw only the top part of the pic and he looked like he was gonna :puke:

Hey, I'm gonna use that pic to scare off the crazy pervs I keep getting....unless that's you, CJ and you don't want me to..... :unsure: :whistle:

No comment :whistle:

That guy is way to skinny and not nearly hairy enough to be me!

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Dang Seigester....I thought you were into lifting?

:rolf:

Hey, at least he's not BULGING like SOMEone around here! :gotcha: :cheeky:

For the last time- that is not me!!!

Here... I'll post a pick so you won't get confused!


My pic

Uh - I ain't even lookin'... :sick:

:chicken:

Better to be :chicken: then saying:
:wall: OUT!
:wall: OUT!
:wall: OUT!

Oh c'mon Clay.....don't be a wuss..... :P

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no worries clay...he just photoshop'd his face on my bod.

That's one of the grossest things I've ever seen :vomit:

You girls know you dig guys with 34 inch thighs!

Oh yeah.............soooooooooooo ssssssssssseeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!



not :rollseyes:

:signrotfl: :umno:

Not this girl :vomit:

Sorry, sir, but I find you very unattractive.. :puke:

Please come up with something better... :tease:

In all seriousness I'm not that huge but if I could get that big without using steroids I totally would! What's so unattractive about that?! He's huge! Almost 300 lbs and around 2% bodyfat! That guy's calves are as big as my quads! (almost!)

It's gross...not attractive...just gross...

It's nastily grotesque looking. I would not be happy if my hubby wanted to look like that. It's very unnattractive. IMO 300lbs of muscle is just as unnattractive as 300lbs of fat. Just nasty.

That type of unnatural, grotesque, freakish muscle growth is hideous...I'm not joking when I say freak show type of stuff going on there....Seems like may men take something that could be beautiful, take it as far to the extreme as possible--Like that guy in the pic, breast implants, etc--and call it good looking.. When in reality it is hideous. IT is not natural. Gross exaggeration of physical characteristics is ugly.

Plese,. seige..ODn't try to get that muscley...Or even half that muscley. A natural toned look is best by far...

I'll best most of the ladies here will agree. When your arms get too big for your shirts--You're starting to look a little....eew..

Anyone notice that only men think that the huge body building type are beautiful??/ Them and freakish body building women...

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:agree:

That kind of look just isn't natural....yannow what I mean?? :nod:

I'll take my hubby's lean and lanky body over some pumped up - over muscled dude. There's only ONE muscle in my mind that can be "pumped up" and I'm fine with it. :whistle:

I think that the best muscular-ness is the one that comes naturally through manual labor. When it goes to the gym and your lifting dn pressing a weight that you would never even do in the real world of hard work, then you're getting into the "too much muscle" zone....Keep it real and natural and the ladies will :drool:.

Yeah, I agree the manual labor look is very sexy. Maybe that's why I like it when my hubby is wielding an ax and chopping down trees or doing some other type of physical work. Just my hubby doing the physical work of mechanic-ing on tractors gave him muscles to drool over :drool: He used to get annoyed at me cos I would ask to feel his biceps all the time :lol: Much, much sexier than any muscle bound guy!

For the record I'm only trying to make one lady :drool: She doesn't want me to be too huge, but there is a part of me that wants to see just how big I can get. Right now I'm about 230 lbs. My b.f. is around 12-15% and I'm trimming up for summer. I'm a pretty good-sized guy but I still think I'm pretty athletic. We play volleyball and football all the time and I seem to hold my own with the lighter guys. Kevin Levrone (a former bodybuilder) was a heavy muscle-bound guy who ran a 4.6 40m dash! Just cuz you're big doesn't mean you can't be athletic, it just means that when it comes to you trying to box me out in a pick up basketball game you have your work cut out for you!