There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before
he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my
money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
after life with me." And, so he got his wife to promise him with all of
her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the
casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with
her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied,"
Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him
that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with
him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it
into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can
spend it."
Yep, what makes those men think they will ever get the better of us :rolf: :tease:
Just :drunk: - that's all.