Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate
on.

The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color-coded."

The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are
interchangeable."

:haha:

That's a ripper :rolf: :haha:

That's an oldie. :P

From my understanding, Australia was the first country to begin naming hurricanes (typhoons/cyclones). Only, y'all didn't name them after real people. You named them after politicians! :amen:

Ripper over here means something is really good or great.

As for cyclones, I don't know about the politician thing but I do know that until recently they used to only name them with female names. Grrrr :nono: :nono:

In the last few years they have started indispersing some male names in there. We had a cyclone George recently I think. About time too.. female names only hmmph :rollseyes: