My husbnand is talking about the 5 senses with the kids.. He is discussing dirty diapers and farts as examples... :doh:

What streange interactions do the fathers in your house have with the kids??

I don't think the interactions are strange. After all, if you want to discuss smell, you can either discuss a griling steak or a fart. Or the smell of a good beer versus a skunky one. But I think the beer conversation is better for people who are old enough that they should have a good grip on what the five senses are...

I taught my daughters to belch. I don't mean burp, I mean belch. And I keep telling them to do that on their first date. That way I don't have to worry about them going on a second. :)

Cool. I love teaching the 5 senses. I'm pretty good at that, if I must say so myself. Homeschooling's gonna be loads of fun! B)

I have a neice who seems to have attracted the sweetest boy, who just adores her belching...especially the ones she speaks through. Be careful Clay, be very very careful. God made someone, as weird as he might be, for each of those little girls. Belching might just be the trick that tips the scales!

We do all sorts of weird things with the kids. But the one I remember most recently with my husband and kids was a bedtime routine. I went to kiss Sean goodnight a few weeks ago, and just as my lips were about to touch his, he opened up his mouth and growled this fierce growl. Scared the heck out of me! Turns out, he and his father do this at bed time. It just makes Sean giggle like crazy when Tommy does it to him and I guess he thought I would giggle too!

Oh, man. Don't tell me that! :nono:

I heard a preacher once. He said he was going to start a prison ministry. Now that he had a daughter he knew he was gonna kill some boy that came over to his house, and he wanted to make sure the prison system knew him before-hand.

My OD likes to blow raspberries when it's time for kisses. She thinks it's hilarious. Occasionally it's funny, but she does it all the time. Learned that one from her mother.

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I actually had to teach Abe to belch when we were dating. The poor guy kept having stomach cramps after we'd been out eating and he kept having to "walk it off". I never could recall if he belched or even burped out loud. He was such a gentleman and never made any disgusting bodily noises in front of us girls. Turns out, he didn't belch much at ALL! :blink:

So one night after a fairly big meal at a restaurant, we were driving around and I saw that he was holding his stomach and looked a tad uncomfortable. So I belched. Then I taught him how to relax his throat and stomach and just let the air out. Wow, what a night that was! He admitted he felt better immediately after he did that. :thanks:

That's so funny, I had a boyfriend in college who taught me how to belch. Now I win at our dinner-time contests all the time.

I may be odd, but I don't bech or do anything gross in front of my DH..or anyone, really...

Isaiah loves to belch. If he can make someone laugh, he'll do it! One time he burped in church and knowing that mommy is usually the giggly one, he looks to me right away to see if I'd noticed he burped. My shoulders were shaking and I had to really stifle it. :D