There is a guy I work with, he's an older gentleman (gentleman.... right... he's an older freaking idiot) that keeps trying to be friendfly to me, and he's really a nice enough guy except half the time I have to do his freaking job for him. He asks why we have to do something, and the answer is because the NT Admins / Managers / Directors / CIO said too......

ours is not to question why ours is to do or file unemployment.....

The past two days he's felt the need to talk to me while he's eating standing by my desk....

one thing I cannot abide is people slopping their food.... I don't need to see your food mid chew, I'm convinced that you are chewing the recomended 32 times.....

and the smacking noise just gets under my skin..... I punish my children for eating like this... he's a grown freaking man,.... chew then talk... if that sammich is too importnat then eat the F-er then hold the conversation... I'll wait, I'm not going anywhere, I'm chained to this desk for ten hours a day.....

For the love of God I don't need to see or hear you eat your damned lunch!!!!!!!!

if he covered his mouth while he tlaked and ate , I'd be cool with it, or did it onthe other side of the cube wall where the cube wall blocks sight and the smacking sound of his eating.....


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MAJOR PET PEEVE!!!! and the dude is just fricking clueless!!

That was enjoyable to read. I ate my sandwich while reading it but had my mouth closed.
I agree with you. Open mouth chewers/ eatalkers are annoying...
Same thing with gum...chew with your mouth closed...
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My wife was laughing her butt off when I IMed her to bitch about it....

Um - your subject line sounded just wrong to me. Sounded like a rant against masturbation...

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PS...GM, I feel the SAME way you do about chewing gum....and popping it/cracking it..... :wall:

No slapping that old man down is fine... as long as I'm thinking about my wife, and she's either not around to take care of the issue or incapacitated in some way where she is unable to or not feeling well enough too....


Hey sometimes you gotta take care of yourself.....Sometimes that means cooking, or cleaning, and sometimes..... well that's enough of hijacking my own damned thread......