I was trying to think of something to write about because the guys are getting ragged on about for not posting ever and I couldn't think of anything and the word "boobs" popped into my head. At first I wasn't going to write anything but after thinking about it...

Do any of you guys poke your wife in the boobs while in public? We'll be shopping and I'll cross my arms and go stand next to her and just give her a sneaky poke. The fact that it drives her nuts has had me doing it since... well, before we were married. I don't do it to make her look trampy, I just do it sneaky so her and I know and she freaks out about it.

I donno what all the raggins bout wit guys.. only slacker I know that hasn't been postin is that good fur nuthin, low down dirty lil slobber box Sqaut! Like punk hadn't bothered to post in a long time, but I seen em lurkin, I donno what he's up to but I seen em lurkin the other day... gotta member to call the lil fart!

Yeah... well not as much as I used to, but yeah I'd play er flirt wit danger in public wit my wife a bunch, hadn't really done much of it since the kids showed up.... ****note to sef STOP HAVIN KIDS****** But yah I used to 'cop' a feel, shove my arm down er pants an play wit er butt an the like, jes right up to the line of thins before we got caught as it were. Ahhh... dem were the days.......

Yeah, I wonder what's up wit that guy... He's the guy who invited me over to the FHL party and now he left me here!

I can't speak for Squat. Drop him an e-mail or PM. I'm sure he'd be glad to hear some laughs.

We had a big discussion about this. She was feeling 'unloved' 'cuz I wouldn't. Well, every time I tried, she'd say something like, "Don't get all worked up." I got tired of being shot down like that, so I quit. Had to come to an understanding - I wouldn't get all worked up, and she wouldn't say it anymore. :)

Now things are hunky-dory. In fact, I told her she's been gone so long, she needs to bring my MIL back with her so MIL can watch the kids while we go get a room for the night. Preferably in one of those jacuzzi suites... (Wouldn't that be suite!)

I had to laugh about this one!

In an attempt to be good Christians and remove curse words from our lives, we have created our own code words. "Poke" is slang replacing the f-word.

So no, I don't "poke" her boobs in public!

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I missed that line. Kinda skimmed through and... ah, nevermind.

Um - I've never poked my wife in the boobs. Between 'em, maybe, but never "in"...

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Poking boobs in public sounds like a bad idea to me. She might break it off.

This thread has gone WAY away from where I intended it to....

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Don't they always? Look - my thread about shaving my head turned into a conversation about Gutter's manhood size. :)

I like the occasional boob poke - but usually I don't do it very sneaky. Yeah -she freaks.

I also like the butt slap or grab or pinch. But - she will just turn right around and return the favor - which I don't mind. BUT - i do mind when she tries to start handlin' the manhood in public - cuz - ya never wanna be "pitchin' a tent" while walking through in the store.......

Especially when it looks like a circus tent, versus the pup-tent...

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