1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

7) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

9) I can't find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.

10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

11) If you're gonna regret this in the mornin', we can just sleep 'til
afternoon.

#2 is kinda offensive to me, but the rest.....:lol: