Chinese Wedding Night
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is
not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked
under the sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. My darring"
he says, "I know dis yu firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you,
I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. What
chou want?" he says.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try
sometin I have heard about... numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually , in a puzzled
tone he queries... "You want... Chicken wiff broccori ??"