THE HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman
may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from
a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go
back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. She goes back into the
elevator and ascends to the next floor. The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. Tempted to go
in but asends to the next floor. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is
so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!

Yep, heard this one.

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Ain't it the truth?

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So, are you excavating the old joke archive lately Squat??