Title: Jealous?
Description: from an email....
squatpuke - January 31, 2007 08:08 PM (GMT)
Men Are Just Happier People ...
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Hell, you can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Honey - January 31, 2007 08:51 PM (GMT)
*YAAAAAAAAAAAWN* heard it all before. :screwy:
Stringaling - January 31, 2007 09:12 PM (GMT)
yeah...I got that in an email like forever ago...
Golfingmom - January 31, 2007 10:07 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Jan 31 2007, 02:08 PM) |
Men Are Just Happier People ...
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Hell, you can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. |
Uh Hubby packs more than I do when we go on vacation. He also takes more shoes than I do.
I've looked at a mans chest before wondering if his boobs were bigger than mine :rollseyes:
clayman - February 1, 2007 05:10 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Stringaling @ Jan 31 2007, 03:12 PM) |
| yeah...I got that in an email like forever ago... |
| QUOTE (Honey @ Jan 31 2007, 02:51 PM) |
| *YAAAAAAAAAAAWN* heard it all before. :screwy: |
Um, yeah, Squat. They're jealous.
:rolf:
Honey - February 1, 2007 01:32 PM (GMT)
Oh, yah! First thing on my to-do list...."be jealous of Squat and other men, just because they're happier"....:rollseyes:
MEN ARE WEAK!!!!!!!!!!
clayman - February 1, 2007 03:30 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Honey @ Feb 1 2007, 07:32 AM) |
| Oh, yah! First thing on my to-do list...."be jealous of Squat and other men, just because they're happier"....:rollseyes: |
Why not?
LynnMcG - February 1, 2007 09:46 PM (GMT)
andiesmama - February 2, 2007 01:26 AM (GMT)
old one........ :P
but still funny........... :D