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Title: My First Time


Honey - January 27, 2007 03:08 PM (GMT)
It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...







NOW ALL U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS!!!! :gotcha:

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Stringaling - January 27, 2007 05:00 PM (GMT)
Nope!! We ain't Catholic!!!

IT figures it would be a cow thing coming from you....

Golfingmom - January 27, 2007 09:23 PM (GMT)
:rolf:
I was getting worried there.... :bonk:

andiesmama - January 27, 2007 09:31 PM (GMT)
:blink: :haha:

amyroo - January 27, 2007 10:38 PM (GMT)
Cows don't have blue eyes.




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