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Don't you hate it when you have to crap really, really, REALLY bad......and you're wearing a belt?

....or if the kids are hogging the only bathroom and you end up dancing outside the bathroom door and yelling at him/her to hurry it up or next time they're goin' outside....

Don't you hate it when you open up a rant thread only to discover it's just another way for Squat to talk about :poop:

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If I could reach through this screen an B slap sqaut I probly would..........

An that guy over yonder at that other place thinks *I've* got a fasicnation wit poop.

I HATE it when you have a sore, croaky voice and when you say something they say, "What?" :wall:

...Squat takes something I've said out of context and quotes it in his siggy line because he can't think of anything creative enough on his own.

What did you say?

Don't you hate it when one kid just starts to get over a crappy virus and then the other one starts puking.

Don't you hate it when both kids and the wife are sick - and you're the only healthy one in the house? :bonk:

Don't you hate it when you planned to sleep in til the alarm clock goes off to wake up an HOUR early? :doh:

I'll have to book in a nap today.

... you barely have enough from your paycheck to pay for travel expenses this week to get to work, and you're car insurance gets canceled, the cupboard is nearly bare and your transmission starts going out and you don't know if it'll last another week (and you just paid the car off to avoid it from being repoed in bankruptcy so now your kicking yourself in the butt because it's prolly gonna be a another 2k to get the damend thing repaired)....


... you get popcorn stuck in your teeth.

... you're so sick of being broke and worse than broke that you've serioulsy considered saying -F- it all and chucking the house the car the computers and going Amish....

YES!!!!!

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hehe.....I know...that's why I LOVE TO DO IT.

I hate that I am actually surprised by good behavior like drivers, its sad that its a surprise.

You definitely ain't in Yewsten!

I HATE dry skin. My hands are constantly dry. :bored:

We've started putting this super-thick vitamin E oil on my rosacea. It really helps. Try vitamin E oil not lotion.

I use that night. I'm constantly washing my hands during the day. I find hand sanitizer is the WORST thing.

LYSOL!!!

It IS the worst b/c of the alcohol in it!!!!

I hate it when I forgot I had a load of wet clothes in the washing machine and it sat there, wet for days...

when I step in dog poop :wall:

When I pull up my nylons and they rip and I have to start all over again... :doh:

I hate it when I:

1. come to the east coast

2. come to the east coast for no money

3. come to the east cost wit no money an heavy frieght

4. come to the east coast wit no return er out of this frickin place load.

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5. I REALLY hate sittin in the drivers seat the whole time waitin on the chance of a load showin up, when I could instead be naked in the bunk screwin round.

Don't ya really hate it .... When A2J paints too vivid a picture....

I hate it when the above happens to my husband :angry:

Haha, not me :eyebrows:

oh.. sorry TMI? I'll havta member that, no more naked referances while bein in the bunk... yah.. I don't think so.. I'm not that good on keepin nakedness outta the picture.

I ahte it when you havta pee an your pee bottle is full. Then your stuck drinkin water! to try an empty a bottle enuff so you don't waste the water, an you cain't dump your pee bottle in light of everone else er they take a dim view of it.

I hate when folks leave their pee bottles at the side of the road and you drive by, the kids see it thinking it's Mountain Dew and they're hollering for you to stop so they can pick it up! :doh: :rollseyes: :puke:

That's why I never leave a full bottle, er any bottle for that matter on the side of the road, I poor em out an then throw em away... only, I have two full bottles right now an I'm workin on a third, gotta git to the road side somewhere to dump em out, er wait til dark then poor em on the grass. I don't throw full bottles away either, I'd hate for my pee to leak on the trash man er sumthin, it'd jes ruin his day if he knew what it was er how old etc.

I hate it when...

I have to pee in a bottle :bravo: :coffee:

How do you do it? I've never peed in a bottle before.

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My guess would be carefully.

Folks used to fill those 40 oz beer bottles with pee and put them in the fridge at the barracks in Seattle. :sick:

Very carefully is right. I had to keep a "Pee bootle" for 3 days when pregnant b/c they were testing me for toxemia... :band: :bravo: :team:

My urologist made me do a 24-hour bottle. I filled it in 12...

Way to go, Clay! :doh:

I had a huge bottle that they made sure I was clear on filling it over 3 days. I cheated the second time around and filled it one day (yes - I had to do this twice) but I was also drinking 3-4 of the 64oz bottles of water due to my pregnancy complications...ok...enough info on me :booyah:

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you fill up a pee bottle and have to walk through a hospital carrying it to give it to the lab... :doh:

I hate it when washing dishes, your nail decides to split and catches on the dishrag.....*SHUDDERS*

My dad did that in the Marine Corp to find out who was stealing his beer! It was his C.O.