Title: Gas during whoopie
Jeffrey - January 3, 2007 11:02 PM (GMT)
Two questions tonight?
Do any of you guys have a problem passing gas when you have sex? I do!
Also, after all this years of marriage my wife finally orgasms twice when we have intercourse.
What is the going rate for some of you fellas?
squatpuke - January 4, 2007 02:15 AM (GMT)
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wifey usually has 12-13 by the time I'm done.
Stringaling - January 4, 2007 12:00 PM (GMT)
Whatever Squat... :rollseyes:
andiesmama - January 4, 2007 01:54 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Jan 3 2007, 09:15 PM) |
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wifey usually has 12-13 by the time I'm done. |
oh puhLEEZE!!!!! :faint: :screwy:
Honey - January 4, 2007 02:48 PM (GMT)
Geesh, stick a cork in the rear for cryin' out loud! :doh:
No gas problems here...we're very self-controlled. B)
andiesmama - January 4, 2007 02:53 PM (GMT)
I think I'd just start laughing.....unless it was me, then I'd pretend it was the dog.... :)
Honey - January 4, 2007 06:15 PM (GMT)
I am SO bright today!
12 -13 passes of gas or the big O? I assumed the gas!!!! :rolf: :haha: :rolf:
Stringaling - January 4, 2007 07:09 PM (GMT)
Makes a lot more sense now....Man, Squat...Why do you have that effect on your wife???
clayman - January 4, 2007 07:32 PM (GMT)
Who believes this is a real post by a real person? :boo:
Wow, String - you were quick to sig that one!!! :rolf:
Addicted2~Jesus - January 4, 2007 07:45 PM (GMT)
I checked, he's been a member since July of 06 wit only 6 posts, I wouldn't call em a spammer jes yet :)
Honey - January 4, 2007 08:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayman @ Jan 4 2007, 03:32 PM) |
| Wow, String - you were quick to sig that one!!! :rolf: |
Well, now we all know that String has this OBSESSION with Squat and his removable penis! I mean....to SIG something like THAT....that's pretty serious!
And disgusting! :tease:
squatpuke - January 4, 2007 09:22 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Honey @ Jan 4 2007, 01:40 PM) |
| QUOTE (clayman @ Jan 4 2007, 03:32 PM) | | Wow, String - you were quick to sig that one!!! :rolf: |
Well, now we all know that String has this OBSESSION with Squat and his removable penis! I mean....to SIG something like THAT....that's pretty serious!
And disgusting! :tease:
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yeah...I'm not sure what it is with FHL chicks.
lena (that's clear)
lynn (is in denial, but KNOWS the truth)
deb (a recent convert)
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now string (sheesh, what would basil think?)
roo? want a piece of the action?
Honey - January 4, 2007 10:53 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Jan 4 2007, 05:22 PM) |
| QUOTE (Honey @ Jan 4 2007, 01:40 PM) | | QUOTE (clayman @ Jan 4 2007, 03:32 PM) | | Wow, String - you were quick to sig that one!!! :rolf: |
Well, now we all know that String has this OBSESSION with Squat and his removable penis! I mean....to SIG something like THAT....that's pretty serious!
And disgusting! :tease:
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yeah...I'm not sure what it is with FHL chicks.
lena (that's clear)
lynn (is in denial, but KNOWS the truth)
deb (a recent convert)
and
now string (sheesh, what would basil think?)
roo? want a piece of the action?
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I'm trying to figure out why YOU claim WE love you so much....maybe it's because YOU love US but you ain't MAN enough to admit it?
Come on, Squat! Admit that you LOOOOOVE us! You know you do!
I promise I won't sig it! :eyebrows:
*crosses fingers behind back*
Golfingmom - January 15, 2007 06:16 PM (GMT)
Found a place to use this smilie...woohoo!!!!
:dutchoven: :dutchoven:
Honey - January 15, 2007 07:20 PM (GMT)
I'm amazed we don't have a "sex" smilie......yet.