Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little
baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little
Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's
parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say
about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going
to the neighbors.
He said "Now, son. that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to
be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really
going to spank you when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Johnny.
At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib and touched
the baby's hand He looked at it's mother and said "Oh What a Beautiful
little baby". The mother said "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."
He then said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet.
Why. just look at his pretty little eyes.. Did his doctor say that he can
see good?"
The Mother said "why, yes Johnny. his doctor said he has 20/20 vision.
Little Johnny said "well, its a darn good thing, cause he sure couldn't
wear glasses!!!