You're PMSing and it feels exactly like you're PREGNANT?!

I've been having headaches, nausea, feel like fainting/lightheaded...afraid to mention other "symptoms" because I know I'm being watched like a hawk here. :gotcha:

Every time I mention the word "pregnant" hubby absolutely flips. But you never know, eh? :eyebrows:

I don't have symptoms like that... Sorry you are...Hey-you could pee on a pregnancy test stick...It makes your period come faster and those symptoms should disappear....

Nah, those tests are a pain in the rear. If I miss a whole month, well that's confirmation enough for me!

Maybe that's your problem right there! You ain't sposed to shove em up yore rear! Q-tips.. now prego strips.... sumthin seriously wrong wit you gal!

Yer just jealous.

Have LOTS of sex....that always makes Auntie Flo come much faster....

:eyebrows:


By the way.....what ARE those other symptoms you're having??? :hmm:

Well.........see.........Mr. Snakey is awful tired these days.......so........yeah........yanno?

The other symptom is ...........I'll leave you to GUESS! :P

You can wait a whole month without knowing for sure? With anticipation, fear, or excitement or whatever...??? I would go nuts!

Yeah, I can wait. After a month, then a test comes in.

Girl, you must have one heckuva short fuse! :P

'Nother symptom is TIREDness. I've been yaaaawning like crazy today and dozing at the drop of the head. :snooze:

Could also be our cloudy weather. Had a couple bouts of sunshine, but it's just so gloomy out.

Still waiting for SOMEthing to pop up...

When is Aunt Flo supposed to make her arrival? Are you late yet? :eyebrows:

Late and waiting!

Did an online pregnancy test and the result was "moderate". Whatever that means...

How do you do an "online" pregnancy test?

Pee on the computer??? :P :sick:

sig worthy

:rolf:

I was wondering how those sparks went flying and those marks on my butt! :D

No, ya ding dong....I went to I think it was a "Dr. Amy" or something...they ask a bunch of questions and find out that way.

NO...I just have an extreme fear of ever being pregnant again. I think I would be devestated.... :( My new mantra for when it is that time of the month (which for me lasts forever!) is "I'd rather be bleeding than pregnant..I'd rather be bleeding than pregnant.." Over and over and over again... Makes long periods better to tolerate...



I like the idea of an online preg test! :thumbsup:

If you are preg, you should start feeling symptoms like nausea at about 6 weeks after your last period began...

How many weeks since then are you??

Not quite 5 weeks. I felt some gurgling and slight cramping this morning, so HOPEfully it's just late. I hate when that happens. :rollseyes:

Love babies, but I'd probably go nuts with another one NOW....

Sounds like gas...EEK! :o

geez, would ya just go & take the test woman??

You're KILLIN' me here...... :smack: :wall: :hug:

*****Exhales a HUUUUUUUUGE sigh of relief****

The Red River floweth!

Just as I had hoped! Whew!
What's funny is when I mentioned the "possiblity" to hubby, he instinctively reaches for his balls. He claims he can FEEL the KNOTS from his vasectomy! :blink: So he'll be totally relieved when he gets home tonight.

Now, somebody go fetch me a glass of wine! :whip:

:wine: :thumbsup:

I still think you had gas this morning....

Only a little...hubby dang near blew the covers off! :smack: Still gotta check for skid marks, 'coz that was enough to get my butt out of bed real quick-like! :swoosh:

Has your husbadn ever woke you from sleep by the stench??I have seriously been awakened by the rancid smell eminating from his side of the bed!! :boo: :sick: :urgh: :puke:

Boys are gross.

Oh yeah...he's done that to me, too. Next time I'll take his bottle of cologne and dump it all over him! :D

Speaking of gas, I've got lots of it now...and CRAMPS....OW! :sigh: When it's late, it makes up for it! :grump: Not to mention all the GUSHING going on....YUCK!

Isn't it the worst when they have JUICY fart??? :sick: :puke: :faint:

Ty thinks it's the funniest thing in the world, and I'm scared to check the sheets....:eek:

And yes, when I'm late boy does Aunt Flo make up for it....gush city....bleah....

Sometimes, just as I'm falling asleep, hubby will stick his butt RIGHT on my BACK and let a big one rip....I turn around and...:slap:

And why do men think this is the funniest thing in the world to do???

Beats me...I'm half expecting some turd to show up and explain why, but it appears they've all completely WUSSED OUT with posting today! :rollseyes:

Yeah, what happens when we get a thread with questions they really COULD answer....they all run away like scared little kids.... :D

Speaking of kids....mine have promised me that they're gonna teach their kids to fart and burp REAL LOUD!....:blink: What on earth?! WHERE would they ever get that from?! :whistle:

Its his SBD's that wrench me from my sleep. I never knew an odor could wake a person up until I maried him...

Those are times when I really love my Diva CUp...Never see it or feel it at all..Just like a non period day :hammock: