Time for tune-ups. Greasy rags abound in the garage as all the guys come in for a beer and spark plugs...

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No beer for me....I'm not into drinking piss.

How about a tequila shot?

I heard tequila is called horse piss. Heh, funny how hubby bought some the other day! :lol:

OK - combine this thread with the one about how you and tall-skinny hubby never got drunk...

OOoh, boy! I need to buy a ticket to Ontario! Gonna be some fun this weekend!

Honey, take pics!

Oyi... my fil is comin... I am goin to be soooo wasted.... I really have no desire to git drunk. But it sure doesn't take much, cause he ALWAYS brins a bottle of some of the worst an weakest nastiest whisky England has to offer it really really sucks. An he KEEPS bringin a bottle. Sure wish he'd stop, I have my own an I like it jes fine. Numbnut....

It's Scotch :lol: That's not supposed to be weak. Infact I think it tastes like paint thinner. I like the Seagrams Seven I think better.

uh... I absoultely do not rememebr the man drinkin scotch at all.. you sure bout that?

Yes, we have 1.5 bottles of it here at the house from his visits. As far as I know it's the only whiskey my dad drinks. It's his "cold medicine" :lol:

I wonder if I should tell him not to bring any this time. Surely 1.5 bottles is enough to get him through a 3 week visit!

Hmm, I just went and looked. The second bottle only has 1/8 left and not half....should still be enough though...

My dad loves scotch. Got hooked on it when he was stationed in - of all places - Scotland. It took me a while, but it's not so bad.

When I worked at a liquor store, the most expensive bottle of liquor we had on the shelf was scotch. I don't remember the brand, but it was about $750 for the bottle.

This here's what I like! :drool: Doesn't take much to get me all relaxed. It has only 17% alcohol.

I hate cordials! Too sweet! :puke:

Man! Ya may as well drink soda syrup straight out of the box!

Gimme something that goes down without leaving a snail trail - something like tequila or Crown on the rocks.

I said I like it! I don't drink fire water OR horse piss! :lena: :P

THIS is MY favorite....:drool: :drunk:



WITH

That actually looks good enough to try. :thumbsup:

Cuba Libre - but Pepsi bites.

In Rio de Janeiro, if you ordered a "Rum & Coke", they'd serve you a tall glass of rum with a can of coke. And, it would cost you about 45¢. You'd see these guys trying to pour their rum into the coke 'cuz they couldn't hack it straight. I laughed.

You ever see Scrooged with Bill Murray? There's a scene where he's pretty shaken up, and he's pouring a glass of whiskey and shaking a couple of drops of Tab into the whiskey. That's the way I drank the rum & coke in Rio!

So, here's my drink. Pretty much the same, but a little bit different:

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me no drinkie.


Here is my favorite.

Why you no drinkie?

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never got into it...

avoided all the parties in HS and College....

Wife is the same way...



Sipped my bro's Sam Adams last weekend and almost Ralfed...

That stuff is NASTY....


I've never had anything but a few sips of this and that and it was all NASTY.


Wifey and I get a virgin Pina Colada once in a while.

Wuss!

And that stuff's too sweet, too! Jes' like Honey's fave above. :sick: :puke:

Nah - you want something non-alcoholic that's good, drink iced tea - straight. No sugar, no lemon.

I hate sweet drinks!!!! :wall:

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Agree...the only way to drink iced tea.

Clay, maybe you NEED a sweet drink now and then. Then you wouldn't be so bitter! :gotcha:
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I don't like to dring anything alcoholic that tastes like alcohol--gotta hide it with sweetness..

Hate sweetness - except my wife... :eyebrows:

There's a reason my blood sugar remains in the low 70s...

This garage is SO cluttered! *kicks boxes*

I think it needs SOMEthing....besides fumigation..... B)

Maybe we need to put up Christmas decorations???? :hmm: :mistletoe:

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Back off HOLMES....


No foo-foo stuff in the man-shack.

Do it, Deb! I'll help ya!

Here's some decorations you might think are appropriate, Squat!! B)

Nice, Deb!

Here's a hanging plant to hang up. Just keep adding the feminine touch! B)

Looks more like a mirror ball to me...

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Here's one: