Ok, Lynn has the Avon know-all...so, let's get busy!
:lol:

It smells in this place. Yuk!

Remember Beauty Parlor good... it gives us time to check out the electonics store....

*Mandy settles in with her nail polish*
I've been needing time to redo my manicure.
Just no one spray hair spray, okay? I can't breathe around that stuff :)

Lena, I love the song the thread title references. Now I have it stuck in my head :D

*squirts all guys that come in with Shania Stetson perfume* :P

This reminds me....I was gonna paint my toenails a glittery red.....

*gets nail polish and cranks up SHANIA*

Nasty smells & nasty music......I'm outta here!

Hey, that's just like Shania's song "If You're Not In It For Love-I'm Outta Here"......:P

Gee, my mom's beautician in Kentucky had a pool table in the basement...

Why are we in the Fella's area? Did I miss something?

or do we need a whole lotta hair removal cream?!

Yeah, Lynn....let's tie 'em down and WAX 'EM! Muhahahahahahahahaaa!!!!

Nothing like being all alone.....

wonder if any of 'em would be MAN enough to try that Brazilian wax we were talking about??

:shakeit:

*andiesmama looks around for the bleaching kit...

"I need to get rid of this junk on my upper lip!!" :sick:

"Oh, and where are the tweezers??"

I just use depilatory cream on the lip area. *digs in purse* Here's the tweezers! Sorry about the gum wad on it. :P Oh and here's the jug of bleach.... :hehe:

As for trying the Brazilian waxing on the men....I wouldn't put it past them. :|

*andiesmama picks the gum off the tweezers....

"um gee, thanks!" :sick:

*andiesmama slyly drops the tweezers in the jug-o-bleach to disinfect them

Hey, Squat!

Where's that picture of the Hairy Man you used at the other place? I think these nice ladies need to see him!

BTW: I got waxed once while good & blitzed. When I sobered up it really hurt. Funny how pain just waits that way... :doh:

What is a Brazillian wax....

Do I even want to know?

Why does it sound REALLY painful?

ummmm...

OW...

Just googled it, that always just sounds so wrong.....

anyways back to my previous thought OOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!


That's just OW!

I guess I would if Misty wanted me too... but It's not something I'd try on a bet or anything.....

*andiesmama stumbles into the beauty parlor in her jammies & starts a pot of coffee... :coffee:

She checks the tweezers she left soaking overnight..."Looks like they're good to go!"

*andiesmama settles in a comfy chair with her coffee & grabs a magazine....

Kerense requires that I shave my face. If she wants more, well...

And you can just forget about this one!

Now, can you imagine this on the Brazilian Wax?



I can't believe I went there!

Umm...well, I would object to the picture of a nearly naked man, but somehow he doesn't look that naked...

EWWW! DELETE THAT PIC!!! MY EYES!! AUGH!

Squat found that pic to define a Hairyman. Hmmm.

I think this was a better use! :rolf:

BTW: this is post #299 I'm almost a member...

I officially hate your sig! :grump: Girls! GET THE HAIR CLIPPERS! This one's going DOWN!

Thank goodness it's not the wax! :yikes:

That one would have required the whole bee hive :D

Aaaaah, it's clippers first to remove excess hair....and THEN the wax! Who dares to perform the Brazilian??? Need volunteers here!

:lol: oh, wow. I got tears coming down my face. Literally laughing so loud my kids came running to see if I was ok.

I don't remember when I've laughed so hard as I have today.
:rolf: (<- BTW - why is this called rolf? shouldn't it be rofl?)

GutterRat and his English degree.....I'll have to crap him out for that. I can edit it when I get the chance.

Oh, so y'all do the smilies? I'm working on a kick-butt one (per request) and another one with kiss instead of kick...

Yep! Just PM it to me and I'll add it!

I think that credit goes to JACKO....but I can't remember. Wasn't me.

Jacko... the king of Pop?????

Pop? Coke or Pepsi?

Def would have to be coke... Jacko and Pepsi is flamable....

*shudder*

Man, I'd rather talk about hairy-man than Michael Jackson!

:yikes:

Next GUY to walk in the beauty parlor gets a manicure, pedicure, makeover... :nails: :eyebrows:

Well That would mean that Squat, Clay, Gutter and myself are free and clear since we've been hanging around....

Where is 4jacks when you need him?

Maybe he's getting a manicure? :dunno:

:swoosh: