Over dinner last night, my darlin wife informed me cross my last bit of beans. That she needed to discuss s-e-x wit me away from my daughter. Ok fine, whatever. Soon as my daughter is out the way my wife starts informin me of the usefulness of semen etc, well as most know it helps to ripin the cervix etc jes before birth, well what I did not know, was that she tells me she was doin some readin an says the research she's done says it's 10 times more effective if taken orally. So I ask you... jes WHAT... is a MAN to do?? I mean come now.... work work work, jes never seems to be done huh?

Well of course I am happy to help in whatever way I am REQUIRED to do, regardless of how much work thins entail on my end I'll be sure to go the extra mile an make sure my lovely wife gits what it is she needs er wants. No matter how great the sacrafice, no matter how high the mountain er low the valley. A mans work is jes never done......

You POOR unfortunate soul. How dare she demand this slavery of you? :rolf:

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You are the king of TMI Louis. Truly.

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And I thought your hairy butt threads were TMI...Good lord man! What are you gonna do next? Post a video??!!?!

Give him ideas, why don't you! :doh:

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Dude... I'm supposed tp have an appetite now and eat six times a day... I'll be lucky if I can make it past one now.....


TMI

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Now you just need to convince her of the benefits of anal sex.

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Thanks, the last time I was crowned anythin was foruth grade... Mrs. Willams crowned me... kind of the stick heads :) kept the title for two years actually hehehe

I do havta say though... I obviously do not git TMI.... I jes talk, an I'm sorry if ya'll think my talkin is TMI.... I sorta jes donno what constitues one really.

Maybe its because its early, but you lost me there....???????

You are a very forthcoming individual..... Truthfully better this kind of info then something including pics of

SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!HINT CLAY!!!!

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They'll be coming. Anyone want to donate server space? :cry:

<-- Look at my avatard...

Yeah--I haven't seen your avatar in a few days...

Hey, what are you running away for? Aren't you the resident expert?

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I'm not EVER getting involved in THAT topic again.... :P

hehe....

I sincerely appreciate your truthfullness. I appreciate that you're a what-you-see-is-what-you-get kinda guy! You don't pull any punches, and that's so...JERSEY of you!! hee hee

Seriously, I think I just get embarassed!!

I'm not sure, but there seems to be a gal up in NJ area needs snot kickin done on! LOL I believe folks should shoot straight from the heart, make no bones bout it, don't flower thins up. Though even I will flower thins from time to time so it's not a bad thin I guess if'n it's not done jes all the time an the like. But I prefer folks say what they mean an mean what they say. To hell wit all this polictically correct stupidity.